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Delaware should be #51.

My Ranking:
1. Hawaii (It's a rainbow. And it's real. Not something out of a show. Lawl)
2. Wyoming (It looks like a cartoon, and not at all like a license plate.)
3. New Hampshire (I love how the plate is nice and green and fertile and welcoming, but then at the top it gives such a dramatic ultimatum: "Live free or die." OMG, sounds like something Jigsaw would say.)
4. Idaho (It's a combination of cuteness and epicness.)
5. Florida (Probably because I live there, yw.)
6. Alabama (Does it get any cuter? It's got stars falling and everything. Too bad Alabama is a sucky state.)
7. Mississippi (This one is beautiful, I think. Very aesthetically pleasing.)
8. Utah (It's like an advertisement for a skiing company, not a license plate. How hip they must be.)
9. South Dakota (It's got that nice California font that I love (especially since it's impossible to read from far away - you just have to know what the state is), but it's also got a hilarious phrase: "Great faces. Great places.")
10. Louisiana (It's so pretty. Also, sportsmen sure do love Louisiana.)
11. Arkansas (I don't know how this ended up here. Oh well. It does have a giant diamond.)
12. Colorado (I like it. It's very epic.)
13. Maine (It's nice looking, but more importantly, who considers Maine "Vacationland"?)
14. Iowa (Not only does it highlight a farm (pretty well, actually), but it randomly hails some county in the state for some reason.)
15. Arizona (I think this is here by default. I don't even like it much.)
16. Washington DC (Doesn't even look like a state license plate, honestly, but it's very epic and hearkens back to the days when we got to shoot British people.)
17. Kansas (It's kinda cool looking.)
18. Nevada (Also cool looking.)
19. Montana (The name looks like an amusement park ride or something.)
20. Oregon (It looks alright.)
21. New Mexico (How festive! Also, enchanting! Also, stereotypically Mexican!)
22. North Dakota (Reminds me of, like, a video game.)
23. Illinois (Eh. It does have Lincoln. It's his land, apparently.)
24. Nebraska (Combination of Baywatch font and rural scenery. Hawt.)
25. Rhode Island (It's kinda cute.)
26. Texas (Simply for the random spaceship in the corner that seems so out of place.)
27. Georgia (I see it too much. And I hate Georgia. It's lucky it's this far up, simply because I hate the other license plates so much.)
28. Alaska (Ew, ugly.)
29. California (I love the font. It's just so...plain.)
30. Maryland (How royal. Also, though, boring.)
31. New York (Completely meh.)
32. North Carolina (I'm just sick of seeing this damn plate. And fuck red, white, and blue on license plates, you know?)
33. Washington (It's so unappealing. Also, red, white, and blue again.)
34. Ohio (See above. Also, North Carolina already has the flight thing.)
35. Minnesota (God, how boring.)
36. Missouri (Again, boring as all fuck. At least it has the expiration year randomly plastered in the middle.)
37. Oklahoma (Um, when I think Oklahoma and Native Americans, I think Trail of *!!%$. Not really a great image to conjure up.)
38. West Virgina (The only reason it's so high up is that Wild, Wonderful is kinda laffos.)
39. Virginia (*yawn*)
40. Kentucky (I just hate it. I guess it has more going on than the license plates below it, but ugh.)
41. New Jersey (At least this is an intense boring.)
42. Tennessee (I don't get it. What were they going for here?)
43. Massachusetts (Does it get any lamer?)
44. Wisconsin (Wow, what a piece of shit. Thanks for advertising how backwards you guys must be.)
45. Connecticut (Yuck. You make me want to vomit slightly less than the last 5.)
46. Vermont (Good god. The fact that this is so atrocious saves it from last place.)
47. Michigan (This is so boring and lame and ugly and awful.)
48. Pennsylvania (This singlehandedly makes me lose all respect for this state. How ugly.)
49. Indiana (I don't know why, but this makes me want to close my eyes for an eternity. It's so glaringly gross.)
50. Delaware (Fuck. Take this off of my roads, please. I can't imagine how the people in Delaware can summon up any good spirit on any given day after driving around and seeing loads of these all over the place. How dreary and depressing.)