"The MessHall has had in the past the unique pleasure of interviewing former contestants. How can we forget the biggest coup ever when we were able to interview Eliza on the evening of her boot from Fan vs. Favorites. Well we certainly scored tonight. Former contestants are here to answer YOUR questions. Due to technical difficulties, the contestants are via satellite from their homes and their responses are presented in this format. Oh, if you can't figure out who YOU are, well, ya'll in a "messier" state than normal. Without further ado, let's begin:"
"HEY ERIK!!!
GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE!"
Erik
"Okay, okay,
we'll keep it down Erik. So who are you rooting for this season?"
Erik
"Err, Erik, you do realize this is Survivor Tocantins and not Fan vs. Favorites any longer?"
Erik
"Alrighty then. ELIZA! Great to see you; you
haven't been around here that much lately. What were your first impressions of this cast?
Eliza
"Hmmm, interesting
about Sydney with the looks but really low key. You agree Coby?"
Coby
"I hear ya Coby. Shane,
what do you think of some of the other girls? How bout Erinn?"
Shane
"Hey, hey, Randy!
You liking Erinn also?"
Randy
"Howdy Jenna! You
always give us good insight! I'd love to know what you think of Sandy"
Jenna
Mikey B
"Uh sure, Mike you
"playa" you 
. Hey Courtney, what do you think about that Tyson dude
with his saying in the new episode that he loves seeing people cry when you crush their dreams?"
Courtney
Coby
"I guess you would
like the man tiara huh Coby? Speaking of Tyson, he referred to Erinn as kind of a bitch in the first episode and she and Debbie had a little spat there last
TC. Courtney do you think Erinn is going to end up playing the game the way you did?"
Courtney
"Yo Chetty,
how's the crap stain on your pants?"
Chet
Mikey B
Coby
Chet
"Yo Chet, ease up there, if you can't handle some Sucks
flaming, then no point in being here.
Chet
"Eliza, did you
hear anything about someone getting removed from the game from a spider bite?
Eliza
Coby
"BobDawg in the
Mess Hall!!"
BobDawg
"What do you, or
anyone else here, think of the "Coach?"
Courtney
"He definitely
seems like they are making him the star of the show, huh?"
BobDawg
"Although
Shane, I bet you liked how he practically licked Candace's face huh?
Shane
Coby
"Does anyone have the feeling they are really setting up a huge game shift with the "secret alliance"
talk from Taj?
Eliza
"Who'd like to
see this end up causing the death of Coach?"
Eliza
"How does anyone
think Jalapao is doing? With that big box puzzle challenge, they look like they could do pretty well. They certainly got some muscle with JT and Joe
huh?"
Shane
BobDawg
"See ya BobDawg.
Ack, Jonathan's here!! Who cares about any questions! Love you Jonathan and make sure you invite me to the premiere of Down Periscope Part Two!"
Jonathan
REWARD - The Survivors and Mess Hall contributors overwhelmingly agree Jalapao wins reward
EXILE - The Survivors and Mess Hall contributors overwhelmingly agree Taj and Brendan are exiled
IMMUNITY - The Survivors and Mess Hall reached a majority decision that Jalapao wins immunity (although a few rebels feel the previews are misdirection)
BOOT - The Survivors and Mess Hall contributors overwhelmingly are overwhelmed and overwhelmingly decided to give this week's GUT writer a massive headache requiring massive doses of Pez. You want to know? May We Always Be A Little Wrong
