You got to give it to Coach, he showed great humility when he was voted out, even though he deserves to be there more than that cun.t Erinn who hasn't done
shit all season. Coach will be missed, hope he shows up on AllStars.
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Coachebag...H(i)V Douche Bag
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 18435 (05/16/09 8:46 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Erinngodddess <3
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Posts: 17517 (05/16/09 8:57 PM) Not a team player
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MonkeeSpanker wrote:Great humility? Are you fucking retarded? He was off the fucking charts with his delusions and bullshit. Nothing he does or says is tempered with anything approaching reality. Jesus Christ, you are one fucking moron. |
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Posts: 732 (05/16/09 9:17 PM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote:Who the fuck died and made you boss? Just because you and a few other people around here don't like him doesn't mean he is not popular, your the Winner who started a 300 page thread dedicated to the guy, admit, he entertains you, what else do you do but bitch about Coach - I'm thinking nothing. I forgot though, nobody can have an opinion if it doesn't agree with your agenda and that of your Lemmings on this forum. What will you do now that the Dragon Slayer is gone? How will you go on with nothing to complain about? |
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Posts: 20430 (05/16/09 10:00 PM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote: 
<3 SurvivorArtic Coach was ok in a point and laugh kind of way. Other than that, he's a complete social asshole |
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Posts: 17519 (05/16/09 10:10 PM) Not a team player
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MonkeeSpanker wrote: Jesus FUCKING Christ. You want to know what fucking entertains me? NOT COACH. the fact that you don't fucking get that proves my point that you are a fucking idiot. ANd YOU are telling ME what I should think about Coach so fuck the motherfuck off. |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 4921 (05/16/09 10:29 PM) |
Thou protesteth too much! You so love Coach. I can tell. It's a gift.
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 18437 (05/16/09 10:53 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
StarRider AND Vicconius in one thread?! HOTNESS OVERLOAD!!!
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Posts: 1107 (05/17/09 12:03 AM) Registered user |
Charming Nemesis wrote:And all this cliche bullshit about loving Coache isn't protesting too much? Please. At least the hate is real. |
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Posts: 1835 (05/17/09 12:10 AM) Dragonslayer |
Mrpoopypants wrote: You often make me alol despite your repulsive user name.
A game that for one person (Elizabeth Hasselbeck sp?) lead to a contract with Barbara Walters. A game that, after taxes, nets the winner $600,000 (unless of course you used a casting company in which case they take their 10% in which case it is $540,000. Or you can take the fun option, spend the whole million, and then do four years in a white collar prison.
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Posts: 94 (05/17/09 12:26 AM) |
Reality TV World: So you still stand behind your claim that you never lied once during the entire game?
Coach: I lied about saying that I was a Dragon Slayer. I lied about [the martial arts] and doing my meditation in the water. But as far as lying to somebody else in the game, absolutely, I stand by that claim. Benjamin "Coach" Wade talks about 'Survivor: Tocantins' - Reality TV World We all knew that Coach did not take any Martial Arts Lessons because it was so unorthodox what he was doing, and not once did he complete even the simplest of Kata's. So when Jeff was talking about Coach's tattoos still healing when he arrived at the Show Taping we all had a feeling he was a poser. Coach finally admits it to Reality TV. Coach got the tats just for the show. It's unbelievable, but Coach has an answer for everything. Coach Quote: "I'm glad you asked me that question, because if you did not ask me this question I was going to tell you about it anyway". There will be plenty of work in Hollywood for Ben Coach Wade, as Ben will be the biggest Joke for all Comedians to make a living. So Ben could be a consultant of some sort, Ben could help the comedians make a joke sound so full of shit he will keep busy for sure. Instead of Coach wanting to be an actor, he will be known as the "Joke". And the Guy who tells the biggest bullshit stories. All Jay Leno has to do is say, "Ben Wade" or "Coach" and the audience laughs. All Comedians are greatful to you Ben Coach Wade. |
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Posts: 18439 (05/17/09 12:29 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
What a fucking loser! As if that wasn't a given already.
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Posts: 115 (05/17/09 12:34 AM) |
I too have been mistaken for that Rudy person, whom I am not.
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trickmind |
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Posts: 1842 (05/17/09 1:20 AM) Dragonslayer |
Apprentice Talker wrote:What new job? There is a world wide recession you know? |
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Posts: 4241 (05/17/09 1:24 AM) Registered user |
I'm sure someone somewhere has the perfect job for him
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Posts: 13052 (05/17/09 4:14 AM) Registered user |
These threads are always FAIL after the person gets voted out. We've said all there is to say, over and over again. Then they get voted out and you get
the trolls like hossc who don't have an original bone in their bodies and feed off of threads/comments others make (yes, hossc, you are the Tilapia of
Sucks!).
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Posts: 22835 (05/17/09 4:32 AM) Registered User |
^^^ 40 year old man "pwning" kiddiots noobs. Original? Maybe. Lame? Absolutely. Loser? Most
definitely.
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Posts: 1268 (05/17/09 4:36 AM) |
MonkeeSpanker wrote:shes done way more and has been WAY more strategic then coach idiot |
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BortBort |
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Posts: 1018 (05/17/09 4:57 AM) |
I agree with you, SJ. I think this is the first time ever that I have been on the brink of turning off the show, cos it was just too painful watching Coach and
his several dozen confessional each episode. I'm usually all for the "love to hate" arsehole characters but Coach is just too extreme and
arsehole. I don't love to hate him. I am just repulsed by him. Casting definately fucked up!
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- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
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- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
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