Guys, do you do the rack glance? You talk to a woman and mindlessly take a quick look at her rack? I think I've been guilty of this ever since I hit
puberty... maybe sooner. I've also learned that chicks pick this up and rarely call a person out for it.
Well, I got called on it. D'oh!
To be honest, I don't recall ever purposefully sizing up her boobs, but I did know she had an awesome pair, so... Anyhoo, we were having a conversation, and I saw her checking out my gut. I gave her some faux-offended flack about it, and commented that "I don't ogle your boobs!", to which she laughed and under her breath remarked "yes you do".
Now the joke is whenever I see her, I focus intently on her eyes, and slowly and deliberately look away from her chest if I move my eyes at all. It makes for a good laugh... but I miss looking at boobs.
Well, I got called on it. D'oh!
To be honest, I don't recall ever purposefully sizing up her boobs, but I did know she had an awesome pair, so... Anyhoo, we were having a conversation, and I saw her checking out my gut. I gave her some faux-offended flack about it, and commented that "I don't ogle your boobs!", to which she laughed and under her breath remarked "yes you do".
Now the joke is whenever I see her, I focus intently on her eyes, and slowly and deliberately look away from her chest if I move my eyes at all. It makes for a good laugh... but I miss looking at boobs.
