No, it's not a penis metaphor, though it should be. There is an actual small piece of wood located in my normally-tasty Vlasic Kosher Dill Spear.
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There's wood in my pickle
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 3514 (12/26/08 9:40 PM) Registered User |
you would have more responses if it WAS a penis metaphor.
know thy audience. |
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Driv |
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Posts: 3501 (12/26/08 9:41 PM) Registered user |
pickes = ickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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castratos the glorious |
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Posts: 65 (12/26/08 9:45 PM) |
It's quite possible that it's nothing more than a very hard cucumber stem which you mistook for a piece of wood. Then again, it may be the broken toothpick of a migrant worker who just happened to cough in your specific jar during plant production. |
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Posts: 23667 (12/26/08 9:53 PM) MESS member |
I agree with Driv
edirt for typo
Last Edited By: CBRetriever
12/26/08 10:16 PM.
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Super Machine |
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Posts: 534 (12/26/08 10:15 PM) Registered user |
Sometimes Shag a pickle IS just a pickle . . . . But if this happened in a dream. . . . . .PM me and we'll work it out. |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 4992 (12/26/08 10:19 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
BIG MONEY BIG MONEY BIG MONEY!!!!
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 16104 (12/26/08 10:26 PM) super badass |
My thoughts and prayers are with you in this difficult time.
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 2158 (12/26/08 10:28 PM) I'm not drunk
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It's not a stem, it's definitely a piece of wood. Much wider than a toothpick, too, stained grotesquely dark with god knows what kinds of moisture. If
I contract ebola, please notify FEMA of the source.
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Groucho Marxist |
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Posts: 91 (12/26/08 10:28 PM) |
wood? Pickle? Metaphor? I don't see it.
normally-tasty Vlasic Kosher Dill Spear.That remark is full of jingoist Euro-centric anti-Semitic racist sexual overtones. |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 23669 (12/26/08 10:28 PM) MESS member |
it's blood
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 2159 (12/26/08 10:30 PM) I'm not drunk
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Oh please, if anything pickles are pro-Jew. How many people have been won over by the Chosen people's way with cucumbers?
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 16106 (12/26/08 10:30 PM) super badass |
the british pronounce it "eh'b'lah. Crazy fuckers.
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Posts: 19815 (12/26/08 10:30 PM) >: | |
Who wants to bet that Shag is drunk again, and she's eating a green popsicle?
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 16107 (12/26/08 10:32 PM) super badass |
NC gets a *snort* for that. Don't let it go to your head.
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 2160 (12/26/08 10:33 PM) I'm not drunk
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Remember that episode of Highlander when the Four Horsemen are threatening to release a supertoxin into the water system, and Kronos says it's worse than
EB-oh-la? British accents make things sound more evil.
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Groucho Marxist |
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Posts: 92 (12/26/08 10:35 PM) |
Shagnanigans wrote:Only if they're circumcised. |
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Super Machine |
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Posts: 537 (12/26/08 10:35 PM) Registered user |
you know what else is evil . . . |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 16108 (12/26/08 10:35 PM) super badass |
It was Mithos who said "eh'b'lah", geek-lite.
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 2161 (12/26/08 10:37 PM) I'm not drunk
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Methos.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 16110 (12/26/08 10:38 PM) super badass |
I used the original bronze age spelling. Either way, he was the freshmaker.
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