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frostiej wrote:

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Now, I think that's a grand ole idea. Let's wear wigs and change our names. We can let sucks help us create a story line.....something really juicy. By now we all oughta know what would float the casting gods' boats. Hmm. We would need help making our audition tape look like we were together....

OR maybe you were born a dude and had to get the chop, which Tammy had to pay for because you had no money due to your drug addiction which was spurred on by an abusive husband?

But it's so obvious you guys are trannie lesos!

I mean it's seriously as obvious as Ari's sexuality before he "came out" (even though I'm pretty sure most people already assumed he was as far away from the closet as possible at the beginning of the race).

frostiej wrote:

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OK, so let me get this straight. I was a man. I got the chop. Sunny and I used to date and go to Wiccan meetings. I was married to a very jealous woman (and the pressures of that forced you to turn to Crystal Meth). I had always felt like a woman trapped in a man's body. Sunny was the only one who understood. After I got the chop my jealous ex-wife stalked me....which drove me straight into the arms of Sunny. But, even though I was physically a woman, I couldn't squelch those stirrings in the groin for Sunny, who soon accepted me as her lesbian (goth) lover.

Fixed and print and you're done.