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House Descriptions

All right clubsters (clubbers?). The Ricewarts Academy will officially be taking in students. The purpose of the Academy is to give clubsters a place where they can chill in with their fellow clubsters and chat, while partaking in competitions that will determine the winner of the Prestigious Clubs House Cup. Depending on your interest, please choose which house you think would be best for you.

The 4 Houses are:

RICEINDOR

Riceindor is for those with courage, daring, sass, volubility, and chivalry. It is also often viewed as the "Good cool" house, although that is purely subjective, is it not?
Founder: Sandra Diaz-Findor
Current Head of the House: Prof. Crystal McCoxagall

RICEPUFF

Ricepuff values good old-fashioned values such as diligence, loyalty, fair play and tolerance. It is sometimes viewed as the house for the "good boring bland" guys, a nickname which may or may not be justified.
Founder: Ethan Zohnfflepuff
Current Head of the House: Prof. Bob Crout

RICENCLAW

Ricenclaw values sheer intellectual ability, be it wisdom, creativity, wit or sheer cirieownage. It is usually aligned with the forces of good, although it doesn't mind working with either side.
Founder: Lady Cirie Ricenclaw
Current head of the House: (still) Prof. Cirielius Fieldwick.

RICERIN

Ricerin is the only house to be aligned with the forces of evil. Ricerin students are expert in the arts of cuntiness, elitist douchebaggyness, or rather, cunning, unbounded ambition and ruthlessness. Ricerin prides itself on being different from the other 4 houses, and doesn't get along with any one of them.
Foundater: King Richard Hatcherin
Current head of the House: Lord Brian Heisnape

Okay, I was just bored.