Dear overindulgent pre-school parents

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The Purple Parrot		#61	[-]
Posts: 7937 (11/29/08 10:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Believe me. I work in the mall. Leashes are a much BETTER alternative to strollers. Strollers are basically smaller SPACESHIPS that fucking clutter up any walkway. Not only do people not even have their dumbass lame kids in the strollers, but they put their shopping bags in there as if that's what the stroller was invented for all along. THEN they leave their strollers at one end of the store and go walk around in the other end of the store... Like they don't even care that they left their purse in the stroller, right? Not to mention there are 2 to 3 seats in every one of these little SUVs. Then, they run over your toes with their monster truck wheels and they knock everything off the shelves with their fucking wing projections with 7 sippy cup holders... I cannot express my loathing for strollers enough. Hey luvy! <3
Pahrump Mania		#62	[-]
Posts: 2489 (11/30/08 1:36 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Let me add - I don't want any kid calling me by my first name. Not going to happen.
tdugan333		#63	[-]
Posts: 8716 (11/30/08 1:37 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It would be kinda silly for some kid to say "Hey Pahrump!". Good call. ;-)
meatball77		#64	[-]
Posts: 9857 (11/30/08 8:21 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Pahrump Mania wrote: Let me add - I don't want any kid calling me by my first name. Not going to happen. Is it ok if mini-meatball calls you Mr Pahrump because that's how we teach her to address adults.
meatball77		#65	[-]
Posts: 9858 (11/30/08 8:24 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	blondemss wrote: thank you 1000 :) i still wanna smack him. not really actually smack him but daydream about it for a second they've been together for about two years ziji. actually, she's more appreciative of gifts and helpful around the house than he is. (he's a decent kid, he's just temporarily lost his ever loving mind) edit: ugh. maybe he has a point? he just told me that he doesn't need a new zune as he 'hacked in to his zune and added fifteen G by putting files in a different place and made it so he can play games on it.' :blink i dunno what that means! but, if that's the case then he may be right You really don't want to spend money on something that's not up to specs if it's something he's picky about. The kid being appreciative of what he gets is one thing, the kid being honest so you don't waste your money and get the wrong thing is another. I'd go ahead and get the ipod for the girlfriend and write him a check or give him gas cards for what you would have spent otherwise. It's not as exciting, but it's better than wasting your money on somthing he doesn't want.
tdugan333		#66	[-]
Posts: 8751 (11/30/08 8:26 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wouldn't that be Mr Mania? Oh holy shit Pahrump! Could you come to the nephoo's next BD party dressed as a famous wrestler I got to come to his party and his party alone? Wow. Mr Mania. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aunty Tawah would go down in history as the most kick ass Aunty in the world. Call me.
GoodNeighborgirl		#67	[-]
Posts: 18380 (11/30/08 9:01 AM) Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	you do know you're just gonna get the kid the monitor anyhow, right? meatball had a good little idea, give him a giftcard for the amt of what you were going to buy him (the monitor) and let him make up the difference if its THAT important he have some crazy big one. and he'll never get a job if you get him the perfect gaming monitor.
Pahrump Mania		#68	[-]
Posts: 2490 (11/30/08 1:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	meatball77 wrote: Pahrump Mania wrote: Let me add - I don't want any kid calling me by my first name. Not going to happen. Is it ok if mini-meatball calls you Mr Pahrump because that's how we teach her to address adults. That'd be okay. Kids often mangle last names.
peanuts4444		#69	[-]
Posts: 242 (11/30/08 1:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
holygeeziwannalickm		#70	[-]
Posts: 3280 (11/30/08 2:01 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	EmmaPeel wrote: catered with cocktails for the adults Who the fuck serves cocktails to adults knowing that those same adults will be DRIVING THE CHILDREN HOME?
ohboy		#71	[-]
Posts: 2769 (11/30/08 2:04 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	blondemss, he was rude and bratty. you could do the gift card, so he can work for the thing, as that's all good life lesson stuff. but first, it would be nice if had a moment of clarity, acknowledged that he was a jerk and apologized for it.
squashthebeef		#72	[-]
Posts: 15671 (11/30/08 3:00 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Who the fuck serves cocktails to adults knowing that those same adults will be DRIVING THE CHILDREN HOME? People with chauffeurs, peasant.
holygeeziwannalickm		#73	[-]
Posts: 3281 (11/30/08 3:02 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My bad.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#74	[-]
Posts: 4425 (11/30/08 5:53 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I work at tanning salon. I can't count the number of times people wanted to leave thier kids alone in the lobby while they tan. They are in an entirely seperate room- naked (so it's not like they can jump out in a second when tradgety strikes), for 15 minutes with a bed on that muffles all sound. I am down the hall busy working and can't watch them (and they don't know me anyway- why would they trust ME with thier kids?) I am fucking sick of it. NO I am NOT watching your 4 year old daughter while you go tan, fucking find a sitter or don't come. NO I am not watching your little boy who is only 3 but can dismantle our lobby in 30 seconds flat. NO I am not letting you leave a six month old baby alone with a 2 year old (and I quote "It's OK! The 2 year old watches the baby!") while you tan. Fuck you. Next time you go to the grocery store, drop Jr. off with the cashier and see how that goes down, or maybe ask the bank teller to let Jr. run around in back while you cash a check, or better yet, just leave them in the car for 15 minutes alone, I am sure it's just a safe as our lobby. Am I fucking crazy or this just an invitation for trouble?? I say under 5 years old left alone in a public place is asking for a Caylee Anthony situtation.
ginaf20697		#75	[-]
Posts: 33807 (11/30/08 6:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	At least Caylee's mom was considerate enough to knock her kid out when she wanted to go out instead of subjecting others to her.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#76	[-]
Posts: 4434 (11/30/08 6:35 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ginaf20697 wrote: At least Caylee's mom was considerate enough to knock her kid out when she wanted to go out instead of subjecting others to her. Good point.
Elwayfan		#77	[-]
Posts: 1316 (11/30/08 6:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And if you insist on bringing your brats into a restaurant where they run around unattended, please be aware that I do NOT find them cute when they come stand at my table and talk to me and my family. They can fuck off. I hate you, Elwayfan
meatball77		#78	[-]
Posts: 9863 (11/30/08 6:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No I don't think the Gynecologist is being mean when he says you can't bring your three year old in when you have a pap smear. Your pre-schooler does not need to see your cervix
JaniTholeMyDolly		#79	[-]
Posts: 4437 (11/30/08 6:52 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Elwayfan wrote: And if you insist on bringing your brats into a restaurant where they run around unattended, please be aware that I do NOT find them cute when they come stand at my table and talk to me and my family. They can fuck off. I hate you, Elwayfan Yes. Another place you should either tranquilize them or don't come. And the movies also. Leave them home with your cell phone.
Pahrump Mania		#80	[-]
Posts: 2496 (11/30/08 6:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I will agree that kids always need to be controlled by their parents, and the parents should always keep an eye on them, but I don't have sympathy for people who go to chain restaurants and then bitch because kids are there.

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