This preseason has been quite unlike that of S6. By this time last season, JP had been on every show but Springer (unless I missed it) pimping the upcoming events. Even the promos have been very one-dimensional with very little variation from one to the next. Should we be getting a Thailand redux vibe from all this? Then again, the pirate theme seems to be peeking through in even the new cast's personal lives. Perhaps EPM has some tricks up his sleeve that will make this a worthy seventh installment in the series we love to hate.
Last chance to join the MESS fantasy teams. If you haven't gotten the passwords yet, drop by the MUMP and make some noise. Also, remember that the pre-season predictions thread will be locked Thursday afternoon. Last chance for you procrastinators out there. Since we don't yet know what we'll think of this season after it's all done, we may as well bust it in the chops for episode one for now. Thus, the task at hand. It's time to vote your GUT.
The GUT is our Grand Unified Theory. It represents the state of MESSy opinion as hashed out in the applicable discussion threads. As usual, the votes of those who have not participated in our MESSy discussions may not be counted. When you vote your GUT, feel free to include a brief reasoning for your picks, but at a minimum answer the following three questions:
Will there be an RC? If so, who wins?
Who wins IC?
Who gets the boot?
Fantasy questions:
Which four castaways should we place on our fantasy team?
Who is first to walk the plank?
Who has the first confessional?
Who does a stupid pirate impression first?
Do the survivors see or touch any monkeys?
Which survivor steals supplies?
Which survivor buys alcohol?
Which Ryan sucks the least? Ryan Opray, Ryan Shoulders, Ryan Aiken, Ryan Phillippe
Does anyone get creeped out by Rupert?
Does anyone get creeped out by Lillian?
Who is first to vote at tribal council?
How many votes will the booted player receive?
Will Jeff remind us what fire represents?
Better movie? Cutthroat Island, Pirates of the Caribbean
Which castaway's shoes weren't accepted as barter at the market?
Which castaway(s) use jewelry to barter at the market in Saboga? One or more female castaways, One or more male castaways, Both female and male castaways, None of the above or inconclusive
Which castaway is marooned without any underwear when they jump off the boat?
Will the death of a pelican be aired?
Which castaway carries the torch for the Morgan tribe during the cannon challenge?
Which tribe(s)s buy chickens? Drake, Morgan, Both tribes buy chickens, None of the above
Which tribe makes more useful long term acquisitions at the market as judged by the webmaster? Drake, Morgan, Both tribes make equally useful long term acquisitions, None of the above
Who will receive the 2nd most votes at Tribal Council or win a tie breaker?
Last chance to join the MESS fantasy teams. If you haven't gotten the passwords yet, drop by the MUMP and make some noise. Also, remember that the pre-season predictions thread will be locked Thursday afternoon. Last chance for you procrastinators out there. Since we don't yet know what we'll think of this season after it's all done, we may as well bust it in the chops for episode one for now. Thus, the task at hand. It's time to vote your GUT.
The GUT is our Grand Unified Theory. It represents the state of MESSy opinion as hashed out in the applicable discussion threads. As usual, the votes of those who have not participated in our MESSy discussions may not be counted. When you vote your GUT, feel free to include a brief reasoning for your picks, but at a minimum answer the following three questions:
Will there be an RC? If so, who wins?
Who wins IC?
Who gets the boot?
Fantasy questions:
Which four castaways should we place on our fantasy team?
Who is first to walk the plank?
Who has the first confessional?
Who does a stupid pirate impression first?
Do the survivors see or touch any monkeys?
Which survivor steals supplies?
Which survivor buys alcohol?
Which Ryan sucks the least? Ryan Opray, Ryan Shoulders, Ryan Aiken, Ryan Phillippe
Does anyone get creeped out by Rupert?
Does anyone get creeped out by Lillian?
Who is first to vote at tribal council?
How many votes will the booted player receive?
Will Jeff remind us what fire represents?
Better movie? Cutthroat Island, Pirates of the Caribbean
Which castaway's shoes weren't accepted as barter at the market?
Which castaway(s) use jewelry to barter at the market in Saboga? One or more female castaways, One or more male castaways, Both female and male castaways, None of the above or inconclusive
Which castaway is marooned without any underwear when they jump off the boat?
Will the death of a pelican be aired?
Which castaway carries the torch for the Morgan tribe during the cannon challenge?
Which tribe(s)s buy chickens? Drake, Morgan, Both tribes buy chickens, None of the above
Which tribe makes more useful long term acquisitions at the market as judged by the webmaster? Drake, Morgan, Both tribes make equally useful long term acquisitions, None of the above
Who will receive the 2nd most votes at Tribal Council or win a tie breaker?
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