First, the castaways have to shop. Last season, we likely would have come to a unanimous decision as to which tribe would have prevailed at this particular task. This season, though, we gots the sexy mans and the sexy womens split evenly among the tribes. How are the 1600 Balboas spent, are they spent well, and does anybody care?
On to the challenge that really matters.
Sixteen survivors. Two cannons. One Probst. Which tribe will be the first to shoot their load? Only you can decide.
Will the actual outcome follow the spoliers, or will this be the first season since spoliering became a hobby that the spolier chasers have been fooled week one? Who wins immunity? Gather all our MESSy resources and pull the trigger.



