Four Arms! (the pron potential with four arms is boundless)
And Three Legs!
(they had a special on him on TLC the other night)
And Three Legs!
(they had a special on him on TLC the other night)
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Octopus Man - Would You Date Him?
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Posts: 5582 (11/26/08 11:18 PM) Registered user |
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Posts: 100 (11/26/08 11:20 PM) |
is one of those legs a stump? cuz that'd be a deal breaker. the like, crotch in the middle of the stomach is kinda a turn-off as well.
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Posts: 5583 (11/26/08 11:22 PM) Registered user |
The crotch like thing on his stomach is his twin's ear, and sideburns. |
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Posts: 19053 (11/26/08 11:22 PM) >: | |
That black area in the middle of his......stomach (?) looks like a pube patch.
=X ETA - LMAO! Jinx! |
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Posts: 5584 (11/26/08 11:24 PM) Registered user |
It's a two for one deal, you date him, you get the twin brother.
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Posts: 101 (11/26/08 11:26 PM) |
oh man it's an ear? that's so cool. I don't suppose he can hear from it though? that'd be way too awesome.
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 8562 (11/26/08 11:26 PM) |
That's a man?
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 5585 (11/26/08 11:27 PM) Registered user |
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Posts: 19054 (11/26/08 11:29 PM) >: | |
Is he a DJ?
That pic makes him look like he's layin' down some dope track wit' his mad skillz. |
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Posts: 5586 (11/26/08 11:31 PM) Registered user |
I think it's used in his act.
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Posts: 1976 (11/26/08 11:31 PM) Huge apathy
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A good shave and some nail trimming is in order..dear lord.
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 8563 (11/26/08 11:31 PM) |
Hooooooooookay. That just about did it for me SirPaul...
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 5587 (11/26/08 11:34 PM) Registered user |
Just imagine lying down with your head on his stomach. Whispering sweet nothings......INTO THE TWIN'S EAR.
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Posts: 19055 (11/26/08 11:37 PM) >: | |
So wait - he has one actual leg, and then a stub. How does he walk? Or does he walk on his hands like a monster?
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Posts: 5588 (11/26/08 11:37 PM) Registered user |
IndifferentCow wrote: Yes..... FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, SOMEBODY SHOULD BUY HIM A GIFT CERTIFICATE AT THE NEAREST MANICURE. |
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Posts: 1977 (11/26/08 11:46 PM) Huge apathy
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Manscaping gets the ladies..it's a fact mister.
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 5589 (11/26/08 11:48 PM) Registered user |
He's very popular at the pools.
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Posts: 19058 (11/26/08 11:55 PM) >: | |
He could make killer tips as a waiter...
....for 5 tables at a time!!! |
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Remington Steele |
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Posts: 2193 (11/26/08 11:58 PM) |
I want him and octopus girl to make baby octopuses.
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Posts: 5332 (11/27/08 12:15 AM) Registered user |
That ear is scarier than all those extra limbs combined. ::shudder::
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