I'm so constipated! What's a good stool softener/laxative??
And I'm not using a spoon. So don't even think to suggest that!
And I'm not using a spoon. So don't even think to suggest that!
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 1573 (11/14/08 10:53 PM) I'm not drunk
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Try your fuck buddy's dick up your ass, that'll loosen you up.
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Posts: 2636 (11/14/08 10:55 PM) |
She iced me like a fucking cake!!
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Posts: 1211 (11/14/08 10:56 PM) Lost soul |
You are so full of shit!
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Posts: 17230 (11/14/08 10:57 PM) |
Evenin', Noodle!
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 15380 (11/14/08 10:57 PM) Registered user |
Fleet!
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 8176 (11/14/08 10:58 PM) |
GAH!
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Posts: 25097 (11/14/08 10:59 PM) Registered User |
squirt EVOO up there.
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Posts: 2563 (11/14/08 10:59 PM) MESS member |
Noodle wrote: Peanut butter. Smooth, not crunchy. |
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needpie |
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Posts: 332 (11/14/08 11:07 PM) I need a life |
Vinegar and baking soda, it's good for everything!
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jamesriver |
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Posts: 2909 (11/14/08 11:16 PM) Registered user |
some neighbor when i was growing up knocked on our front door and asked my mom to show her how to give herself an enema.
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Small Town Ho |
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Posts: 171 (11/14/08 11:28 PM) |
coffee and cigarettes.
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pearly whites |
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omzig |
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Posts: 5603 (11/15/08 3:38 PM) Registered user |
Angela in WI wrote:Just make sure you give Rachael Ray full credit if it works. |
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airshowpilot |
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Posts: 498 (11/15/08 3:38 PM) Registered user |
coffee & cigarettes and fat-free pringles in my ass?
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Posts: 3044 (11/15/08 4:06 PM) Gay Canookian |
Big Mac
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- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
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- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
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- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
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- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
