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Posts: 70 (01/06/09 11:41 AM) |
Yep. Good show. Really enjoyed it.
"The waiter was hatin'. You know there be a lotta hate when you beautiful." That crack was hilarious! |
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ericartman |
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Posts: 2324 (01/06/09 12:01 PM) Registered User |
How did that high scoring girl not lose points for that bulbous honker on her face?
Didn't ANTM Elyse Sewell explain in the first cycle that beauty was dictated by high levels of estrogen in early fetal development which leads to the features considered beautiful including a small thin nose. So, that doctors parameters seem to be a bit off. Though they didn't give their scores, funny how the two bottom girls thought they were rated ugly when they only got the lowest scores of the bunch. Somebody had to be at the bottom. Doesn't mean your ugly. |
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Mrs Krista Boogie |
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Posts: 1631 (01/06/09 12:47 PM) |
I am so on board for this one.
How about the way they remove the framed picture and throw it in the garbage at the end? Brilliance! |
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MidnightPrince69 |
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Posts: 22829 (01/06/09 2:17 PM) MadStudNYC |
Pretty entertaining!
Not helping the guy with the coffee was disgusting. Glad that bitch got bounced! |
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mrsshoe |
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Posts: 258 (01/06/09 3:03 PM) Registered user |
So...did Haddiyah (whatever) get kicked off? I fell asleep the last 15 minutes or so. Is there a re-run or is it on youtube? I kinda liked what I saw...some of those people really annoyed the poop out of me. Haddiyah was one of them....Chelsey was another. |
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pjadedd |
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Posts: 8171 (01/06/09 3:16 PM) Registered User |
Yes, Hadiho got eliminated and then took no responsibility for her actions once she was shown all of her actions. The look she gave when Chelsea was announced
safe was great. I like the two guys that tied for first. They should've totally made out after being announced the winners. I love how Billy is the
"old guy" at 31. He seems rather level compared to the rest (so far), and I can see him doing well. Overall, a great fucking show.
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tarzan groupie |
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Posts: 8543 (01/06/09 3:19 PM) Registered user |
Who is the doofus-looking meathead? The one the doctor compared to Brad Pitt? If so, he was butt-ugly, and had a pin-head. I don't know in the world he
could have rated so high. Especially standing next to the cute blonde guy.
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Kenscookie |
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Posts: 5361 (01/06/09 3:29 PM) Registered user |
That doctor's method was all about symmetry, which is why Chelsea and Hallelujah scored lowest. They both have off-center mouths.
I hate to admit this, but I kind of agree with the hot black dude (CJ?) when he said you can't "measure" beauty. Symmetry in the face does not necessarily mean beauty, nor does a crooked mouth, nose or eyes make a person unattractive. In many cases, it's what makes them intriguing. |
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scepticA |
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Posts: 1472 (01/06/09 4:12 PM) Registered User |
Yeah, that whole "scientific measurement" was crap, cuz even if they have measurements they have to put them against an arbitrary standard. Eyes X
far apart? Good... or bad... One of the great classic beauties, Sophia Loren, would have probably scored a 15. So much for pseudoscience like this.
CJ was great standing up against this nonsense, and that with his poetry and past as an overweight kid gave him the best edit by far. I cannot believe how much I enjoyed this show. |
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PAPAYOKE |
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Posts: 20488 (01/06/09 4:23 PM) Registered user |
This was amazingly trashy and enjoyable for a non-VH1 series.
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Kenscookie |
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Posts: 5362 (01/06/09 4:28 PM) Registered user |
Age: 21I love how a 21 year old says that her body is "firm by genetic default". 
No honey, you're firm by age default. Check back with us in 20 years. |
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Monsieur Muggles |
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Posts: 5732 (01/06/09 4:41 PM) |
To be fair, we only heard the comments about the facial features and nothing else. He was, however, measuring the entire body, hence the body suits as well as
footage of them measuring their body (such as the toes and the butt).
While what he was doing (measuring body dimensions) is completely scientific, the name for his test is a bit of a misnomer as it appears he was judging more along the lines of symmetry, as KC mentioned, as opposed to a subjective definition of "beauty." While it is true that most people are turned off by slight asymmetry in the face, beauty is not simply measured by symmetry of the body and ideal (re: healthy) dimensions alone. For instance, there are plenty of actors and actresses with wonky eyes who still manage to get jobs in Hollywood. |
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LPMA |
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Posts: 4034 (01/06/09 4:46 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
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Ahminept |
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Posts: 429 (01/06/09 4:47 PM) Registered user |
Personally, I thought that the beauty measurement thing was all a hoax, and the judges and scientists know it, but wanted to make the contestants believe it.
That's what I got from it, especially after the Brad Pitt comment. I think the test was to see their reaction to the tests, and some of them were gold of
course (Joel's I won first place!! - and Hallelujah's meltdown after a 91 I Am Not Ugly!!).
But how funny was it that, while Hallelujah and Chelsea slowly opened other people's files, like on the sly - Ray just promptly sat in the chair and picked up the folders and placed them on his lap like it was the Sunday paper! All he needed was a cup of coffee! |
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LPMA |
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Posts: 4035 (01/06/09 4:49 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Hallelujah's meltdown after a 91 I Am Not Ugly!! She didn't get 91, the last chick to be safe did. All we know is that she got lower.
Chelsea passed that test, it was that other chick from the south who didn't. |
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Ahminept |
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Posts: 430 (01/06/09 4:56 PM) Registered user |
So they never said what her score was? Okay.
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Monsieur Muggles |
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Posts: 5735 (01/06/09 5:01 PM) |
I believe it was Monique that got the 91. The other girls either got a 94 or a 93, except for Hallelujah and Chelsea. |
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Screerider |
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Posts: 23454 (01/06/09 5:04 PM) Registered user |
Ahminept wrote:No doubt. The comments the lady doc threw in were funny, and Cheryl's fake-defense of the sham was all part of the hoax. The scores were completely meaningless. |
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ericartman |
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Posts: 2325 (01/06/09 5:06 PM) Registered User |
I can't believe people doubt the veracity of these measurements and proportions.
It has all been tested and proven by scientists for a long time now. That 90210 chick has always creeped me out with the one eye a half inch higher than the other. |
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Ahminept |
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Posts: 431 (01/06/09 5:07 PM) Registered user |
Screerider wrote:Exactly! I mean, if there was a 100 point scale for beauty, do we really think ANY of these losers would be in the 90's??? And Joel, while I think he is hot (body moreso), would not be a 95. I mean, get real! |
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