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Louie's Top 50 Chaste Angel Goddesses - Up and running again |
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Posts: 16839 (11/02/08 11:37 AM) Registered user |
Hi, after a long delay between lists, I am back! And this time I will be ranking, the cutest, most adorable, wonderful female reality contestants, who spread
joy and sunlight throughout their respective shows. Most will be of the squeaky voiced variety...and all have a special place in my heart.
Begin speculating now as I compile the list!!!
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Posts: 6918 (11/02/08 11:40 AM) BB Forum Moderator |
Knowing louie's awful taste, I bet Denise from Survivor: China wins.
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Posts: 2544 (11/02/08 11:42 AM) Registered user |
NAUTICA THORN OF MY BARE LADY FTW
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Posts: 7492 (11/02/08 11:42 AM) Registered user |
#1 is Daniele Donato.
List over. |
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Posts: 6151 (11/02/08 12:02 PM) |
DD? But doesn't the word "chaste" in the title mean anything?
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Posts: 16843 (11/02/08 12:07 PM) Registered user |
Daniele Donato is a innocent wonderful beauty who has never done anything with anybody that would be considered over a PG ranking. She is clearly waiting till
marriage <33333
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Posts: 2894 (11/02/08 12:08 PM) |
<<<<<< FTW!!!
I was the person who was the inspiration for this list! I asked Louie to do a new list and then said top 10,000 Analiegh moments and that inspired him to do this! Have there really been 50?! |
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Posts: 286 (11/02/08 12:09 PM) Registered user |
Neleh FTW!
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Posts: 2896 (11/02/08 12:17 PM) |
I find it so difficult to believe that there have been 50 chaste women on reality shows, so it's good Louie is making this list!
Why? Because Louie is just too good for this world so his pure innocence causes him to think that anyone who's pretty and has a squeaky voice and a tendency to be nice to everyone is also chaste!!! Horray! |
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Posts: 16845 (11/02/08 12:20 PM) Registered user |
If I don't have concrete proof that they aren't chaste pure angels....then they are.
And it was more like 45, so I just threw in a few more to make the final product. |
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Posts: 2898 (11/02/08 12:24 PM) |
louie77 wrote:I agree that this assumption is probably appropriate. However,does't Julliane's homewrecker status disqualify her? |
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Posts: 16846 (11/02/08 12:28 PM) Registered user |
It's really not her fault though, she radiates beauty. What man could help but fall in love with her....i'm sure it's more of a curse to her than
it is something she enjoys. She ruins relationships cause all men who dance with her want to be with her forever.
It's kind of like a Greek tragedy |
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Posts: 2899 (11/02/08 12:29 PM) |
louie77 wrote: 
K, explanation accepted |
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Posts: 16847 (11/02/08 12:34 PM) Registered user |
ok, here we go...we start appropriately with number 50
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Corinne - Survivor Gabon Never before had I thought someone was such a evil wench only to find out she was really pure of heart and a truly wonderful person. She is the female Dan, talking a big game of all the awful things she did in her past to get on the show, when it was really all lies to be on Survivor <3333. She is the furthest thing from a bitch, she's a sweetheart who just wants everyone to get along and succeed! Even when she does say something slightly evil (like wanting to stab someone in the face) she says it with such glee that it makes it adorable. Her bond with Randy is clearly true love blossoming and I have no doubt they will make beautiful children together. Goddess Corinne will only get better from here on out I am sure. |
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Posts: 1629 (11/02/08 12:39 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Who hijacked louie's account/mind?
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Posts: 2545 (11/02/08 12:40 PM) Registered user |
louie77 wrote:If you truly believe this bitch is a chaste angel why would you be rooting for her to fall in love with a fat bitter angry old man? |
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Posts: 16848 (11/02/08 12:43 PM) Registered user |
Cause fat bitter angry old men need love too! I bet she could warm Randy's heart and make him a gentle teddy bear <3333
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Posts: 2900 (11/02/08 12:48 PM) |
I love that louie is making this a parody of himself on purpose, this will be a good read
O, and Corrinne hate And CLD, what are you talking about, Louie is being just like Louie here |
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Posts: 4232 (11/02/08 1:03 PM) Registered User |
Chaste? Corrinne? o_O
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Posts: 2904 (11/02/08 1:22 PM) |
spnintendo wrote:See, there's not evidence so far to the contrary. The reason that Louie was able to find 50 chaste creatures is that he assumes differently from the rest of us. For most of America, you are a whore until proven chaste, for Louie, you are chaste until proven a whore! Does that about explain it Louie? |
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Posts: 16850 (11/02/08 1:29 PM) Registered user |
See....Madhack "gets" it....the rest of you, not so much.
Onwards 49. 
Nicole - Shear Genius 2 I usually like my chaste angel goddesses to be sweet, and to only speak when they have something nice to say (like Thumper from Bambi), but there is a new breed of angel goddess now, which started with Miss Courtney Yates. And that's the mouthy, bratty, wise cracking, but still adorable and lovable type. And Nicole falls into that category. She was a little rebel hairstylist, who got a lot of criticism for not being as experienced as the rest, but she always fought back, and made the final 3 because of it! Everytime she won she would do a adorable victory dance and rub it in all her critics faces. She was a little firecracker and for that she gets number 49. |
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