Whatever, Martha! Alexis doesn't need to pay for therapy anymore

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EmmaPeel		#21	[-]
Posts: 2835 (03/04/09 12:56 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I agree....why couldn't they have filmed more episodes? Or turn some new ones around? Jennifer is on Twitter. I am appalled at Alexis' story of throwing the grocery basket full of berries on the floor at the grocery store and walking out. Not surprised, but appalled. This kind of stuff keeps me coming back for more. Anyone else reading Alexis' blog and oogling the photos of the build-out in her high-rise?
Naked Paul		#22	[-]
Posts: 92 (03/04/09 1:40 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And I thought I was the only person twisted enough to actually like this show. Unfortunately, I don't have Sirius, so I'm limited to the cable show...which seems to be a repeat every 4th or 5th epi. Didn't know Alexis blogged (but of course she does), so off to read that. Also hope to see some new episodes. I honestly don't care if Martha even shows up in them. Her daughter is seriously entertaining based on her mental/emotional instability alone.
ginaf20697		#23	[-]
Posts: 34716 (03/04/09 6:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Alexis is a goddess of cuntdom. I <3 her so.
The Smoking Nun		#24	[-]
Posts: 2388 (03/04/09 11:01 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This is a show? I watched about 10 minutes of it the other day when they were making fun of how Martha loads her dishwasher. I didn't know what the fuck it was, but I thought it was really boring.
EmmaPeel		#25	[-]
Posts: 2837 (03/04/09 8:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Even if you don't have Sirius, you can read summaries of the shows, and read Alexis and Jennifer's blogs - that's what I did before...a great entertainment value. And just looking at each new photos of the highrise that Alexis is working on blows my mind every time. But I admit, it's quite a delight to actually hear Alexis beat everyone else with the cunt stick. I also admit I dirty right clicked on the topless before and after photos that Alexis took when she had her micro boobs lifted. She's got some stones.
EmmaPeel		#26	[-]
Posts: 2930 (04/22/09 10:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jennifer confirmed today that they will film a second season of Whatever, Martha! I bet they crank up the bitchiness. Their radio show today was a classic...Alexis was at her angry finest bitching about people who expect her to pay for everything.
Cousin Oliver		#27	[-]
Posts: 3241 (04/22/09 11:03 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	EmmaPeel wrote: Jennifer confirmed today that they will film a second season of Whatever, Martha! I bet they crank up the bitchiness. Hoo-effin'-ray! Even though I still record and re-watch the episodes every Tuesday, I've been itchin' for some new stuff. Still, last night's second eppy was one of my faves to re-watch. It had the crazy lady who went all giggly while making a cheesecake, learning how to make a rose out of ribbon (while Jennifer gets distracted and ribbon dances), and the first time on this show that we saw Martha exercising with her trainer, with the bad camera angles right up their crotches.
EmmaPeel		#28	[-]
Posts: 2933 (04/25/09 12:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hi, Oliver! Alexis has caused a mini scandal on the Whatever website by posting photos of her boy toy from Vegas. The guy who picked them up at the airport in a limo. She sexed him then, and I believe he flew to NYC recently for a long distance booty call. Alexis is so fucked up....don't you love the casual inclusion of her foot in the second photo? Here is the limo driver (looks like rough trade) in her bed Creepy taking photos of him sleeping, Alexis. Here's the infamous "finger sniffing" foot of Alexis photo
Cousin Oliver		#29	[-]
Posts: 3261 (04/28/09 3:20 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He's cuter asleep. ;-)
Cousin Oliver		#30	[-]
Posts: 3266 (05/01/09 7:55 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Choice reruns this week, with the one where Martha hems a pair of pants for assistant Joel, who then shows up in the present day to talk to Alexis and Jennifer, and Martha talks to the guy who collects twine, while Jennifer gets apoplectic, and Alexis enjoys it, saying that she's considering collecting twine, and that "Martha finally had a good segment."
lemonverbena93		#31	[-]
Posts: 22 (05/01/09 8:41 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I suppose it must be hard to be Alexis. She seems like an extremely negative, souless, self involved, not very nice person.
lemonverbena93		#32	[-]
Posts: 23 (05/01/09 9:39 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And why the need to share very personal info? Do we need to know she accidently inserted two tampons? That here panties get goopy when she ovulates? That her farts were squishy after her colonoscopy? That she had an abortion and now she wants a kid but her eggs are too old? That she has sex on her kitchen counter (don't eat the cupcakes!)? That she was charged $5 for a $45 item and didn't say anything because she "didn't like the clerk"?
EmmaPeel		#33	[-]
Posts: 2944 (05/01/09 10:26 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	lemonverbena93 wrote: And why the need to share very personal info? Do we need to know she accidently inserted two tampons? That here panties get goopy when she ovulates? That her farts were squishy after her colonoscopy? That she had an abortion and now she wants a kid but her eggs are too old? That she has sex on her kitchen counter (don't eat the cupcakes!)? That she was charged $5 for a $45 item and didn't say anything because she "didn't like the clerk"? I know, but that's the train wreck I like to hear. Alexis is so freaking angry all of the time - and the oversharing - exactly. I was flumoxed when she posted her before and after boob lift photos on the blog. I thought I was a "dark personality", but I've got nothing on Alexis. Jennifer just bops along. It must disturb many of the MSLO share holders and executives to think that she inherits it all...and may one day be in charge, or liquidate everything. Don't you wonder why Alexis' statements aren't picked up more often in the press? She's a goldmine.
shiza h minelli		#34	[-]
Posts: 1383 (05/01/09 10:39 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How painful it is to read all these posts and not have access to this show up in Canada! It sounds AWESOME!
lemonverbena93		#35	[-]
Posts: 24 (05/01/09 11:41 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	http://www.whateverradio.com/website/blogs.php You can read transcripts of the show here.
EmmaPeel		#36	[-]
Posts: 2945 (05/01/09 11:43 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was just going to post that - read the show transcripts at http://www.whateverradio.com/website/shows.php and follow the blogs at http://www.whateverradio.com/website/blogs.php but I don't know of a source for the Whatever, Martha! shows. The above sites are re: the radio show. Still very juicy!
Cousin Oliver		#37	[-]
Posts: 3416 (10/01/09 11:04 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Forgot to post last week, but the new season started. It's currently on Wednesday nights at 9PM on Fine Living, and they're still showing 2 new eppys the same night. Threw some money towards a new opening sequence, too.
EmmaPeel		#38	[-]
Posts: 3583 (10/01/09 11:34 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm watching Olivier :D Someone told Jennifer 8 episodes in to take her feet off the table. Thank you! I think I remember that original tag sale episode, too.
Cousin Oliver		#39	[-]
Posts: 3417 (10/01/09 11:42 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Her frequently BAREFOOT feet off the table! Much more fun during the segments where they try to follow what Martha's doing/making/cooking at the same time. Oh, and they spent money on a new set, too. Loved watching the "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" piece. "You can have as many cookies as you'd like. Just take one."
EmmaPeel		#40	[-]
Posts: 3587 (10/02/09 12:13 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	God that cookie thing was so Martha. And "WHEN I have free time....." Bitch. And I'm enjoying looking at Alexis' new gazillion dollar place on her blog - she's kind of moving in now.

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