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I finally watched the casting special. It was really weird to have a reunion of sorts before the show even begins, and then show clips of everyone throughout the season. I feel like I've already watched the whole show, and if I cared enough I could probably go back and figure out the entire boot order. But I don't and I'll just enjoy this trainwreck as it happens. <3

My favo Paris quotes of the eppy:

"I'm an actress, a singer, an heiress, a brand, and a BUSINESS WOMAN"
"These are my real life dolls. I control their every move."
"I've been in jail okay you don't even know what it's like! When you have your blackberry taken away, you don't even KNOW. Using a payphone....so gross."
And one of the guidelines for being Paris' perfect BFF being "must be a loyal pet"


Onch is obviously going to be the breakout star. <3 his meltdown about going on a roller coaster and rubbing someones toothbrush in his ass crack



"My name is Onch. I don't have a last name like Madonna!"


My other favos are Corrie the model hag who already thinks she's famous, the fierce blonde cougar who was rolling around in some bed with all the poolboys and smoking, and the needy girl who apparently cries all the time. There's at least 5 or 6 others who are totally disastrous as human being so this show should be worth it.