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Are you speaking about mine? The boys take care of that..

my pain is your pleasure.. you are banned now as mocking the elderly is only allowed regarding Jerry McCain

nice attempt at a suck up and as I said I do prefer my men to be the same age as the scotch I drink.. that is 24 to 35... anything younger doesn't have the maturity I need.. nor the stamina. It takes two gay Filipinos to lift me from the chair to the sex sling...

Admins commence with the banning!!!!

Everyday brings Glam another treasure.. could this be wmdaggie.... or is it MKDLJSKDJF

Horny 18 y.o. Virgin looking to give it away - 18
Reply to: pers-825015545@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-03, 5:08AM PDT


Hello, I am an 18 y.o. virgin looking to give it away to some sexy lady nearby, mostly into a no strings attached one night stand or multiple encounters. FYI this will not develop into a romance so if that's what you want please look elsewhere. I do not want to fumble around in the dark cum then call it quits either. I am wanting a "sex teacher" if you will. Someone who will show me the ropes and teach me to play her body like the finely tuned instrument it really is.

I am tall(6'5") auburn hair blue eyes and am a bit overweight. I Do have pictures for those who send me one. Pictures get priority but I will TRY togo through them all. and To be honest I don't think I am that well endowed but I want to be part of the "acctually knows how to use it" category of men.


Or we have Serena.. which may explain things..

Boyfriend in public would also like to be your "girlfriend" in private - 41
Reply to: pers-824910572@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-03, 12:36AM PDT


For years, many women have wished that their boyfriends/lovers were more attentive, affectionate, softer, someone that can tell their secrets to, and would pay attention to their needs. A great combination for them might be to have gentleman in every sense when they are out in public, but more like a girlfriend when they are alone in private. If you are one of those women, great news - you indeed can have the best of both worlds!

I'm seeking a woman that is open-minded to explore what I described above, but with an unusual & fun twist. In public, I'm a regular guy who enjoys a lot of different traditional guy activities (sports, movies, dining out, board games, etc.). But in private behind closed doors, I would love to be a "girlfriend" for a woman, including a big emphasis on me dressing the part for her with makeup, heels, hosiery, dresses - the works! It would be great fun for me (and hopefully for her) to explore the whole feminine experience together on a frequent basis. She could have her very own living Barbie doll right at home!

In case you are wondering, I'm completely straight, so I'm not looking for men at all and never will. If you're a guy, PLEASE do not reply - women only!

I'm single with no children, 41 y/o, 6'0, about 200 lbs, with salt & pepper brown hair and playful blue eyes. I live in Redmond and have a professional job. I'm a true gentleman with good manners and always treat women with respect.

If any of this appeals to you, or if you are even a little bit curious about it, I would enjoy hearing back from you. What do you have to lose? I'm totally serious about all of this, so please no game players.

I hope to hear from you soon!

P.S. To those of you that insist on flagging my ad or making derogatory comments - do what you need to do if it gets you through the day. Count on me doing what I need to do as well - I'm having entirely too much fun and there are too many nice people on here to let you get in the way.