Any of you palookas a lawyer? Ole Madge needs to draw up her will. My ticker is failing, my mingy jewel box is about to close forever and I'd like to
leave a few things some some of you to remember me by.
Penelope McBagpipe-You have always eyed my pucker cave maximizer. Use it with pride, girly.
TC-You have been after me to show you my patented Cambodian Spit Beater move. I wrote down the die-rections for ya, just make sure you don't skip the needle nose plier step.
Merkyl-I already gave you the crotch crickets, so don't come after anything else of mine, handsome. Ole Madge only has so much.
Who else am I missing? You dames and joes need to hurry up, Ole Madge doesn't have much time.
Penelope McBagpipe-You have always eyed my pucker cave maximizer. Use it with pride, girly.
TC-You have been after me to show you my patented Cambodian Spit Beater move. I wrote down the die-rections for ya, just make sure you don't skip the needle nose plier step.
Merkyl-I already gave you the crotch crickets, so don't come after anything else of mine, handsome. Ole Madge only has so much.
Who else am I missing? You dames and joes need to hurry up, Ole Madge doesn't have much time.
