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And now for my favorite losers from

THE WEST COAST AKA THE BEST COAST

5. Andrew Olson


Andrew was a manchild who could do standing front and back flips. He'd do them in every group routine and even every solo performance just to stand out. Unfortunately, it didn't work and his weak voice and pimply hairy face did him in.


4. Blair Perkins


Blair was the opposite of a manchild, and always talked about how he was an actor, a singer, a dancer, a MODEL, and a producer. A quintuple threat. He was also obsessed with Michael Jackson, which was a little disturbing considering he looked 9 years old. I found his myspace and he actually is the mega superstar he claims to be. <3

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=62503602


3. Madison Greer



She was an overachieving Honors student who said, "If my music career doesn't work out, I guess I'll just go to Harvard or Yale and have a normal life. And that would be horrid!" <3

I guess she'll just have to go get her Ivy League education now. !

2. Hripsime Bagdasaryan



Hripsime Bagdasaryanownage!!! She not only had the name of a star, she had the looks and voice as well. She claimed to be a cheerleader, and then did a hilariously awkward dance routine to prove it. It looked kinda like Blossom in the opening credits of Blossom. She then sang "Tainted Love," and I thought it was good enough for her to move on, but apparently the judges were HRIPSIMENVIOUS that day.


1. Sean Maddox and Kelli Schultz



They were the quintessential OTT gay and boring fag hag inseparable duo. They described themselves as the real life Sharpay and Ryan. <3
They made the semifinals together, but Sean lasted one round longer than Kelli. Sean was completely arrogant and thought he had it in the bag, but once his BFF was eliminated, he started to become more likable. Their reactions to their separation were hilarious though.

Sean: "When I found out Kelli was eliminated, I was pretty sad......but I know she's supportive and will be cheering ME on all the way ^_^"
Kelli: "I'm just happy for Sean. I know he's going a long way in this."

And then he didn't. He totally bombed in the duet round and brought down a frontrunner with him. <3




And now for my most hated from both rounds, the EVIL LAUREN DIAZ!



She was a completely vapid bucktoothed prostitot. I know that sounds HILARIOUS, but it just wasn't. She had a great performance in the final round so I'm not quite sure why she didn't make it. The producers may have hated her too. I'm only introducing her since you'll be seeing more of her later.

STAY TUNED FOR THE FINAL 12

I didn't think they were all that bad actually :shrug

Yeah, I actually wanted both of them to move on just because what they did was so much more entertaining than the others. It was just hard to take it seriously, which of course made it even better for me. <3


Now for the finalists...


12. Christina Brown



SEETHING CHRISTINA...indifference. She's the only one that really doesn't seem to have a personality. She's Hawaiian...and that's about all I know about her. She seems like just another boring fake Hawaiian princess that will attempt to sing diva power ballads and fail miserably. She also really didn't deserve to make it considering her performances. Her vocals are weak, and in her duet she let heartthrob Stan do pretty much all the work.



ew she even croaks like Jasmine Trias

11. Anthony Acito



sry louie, but I'm almost positive he wouldn't even be your favorite if you kept watching. Anthony pretty much encompasses everything I hate in a reality tv contestant. I LOATHE him, but decided seething hatred was at least better than indifference (Christina).

First of all, I don't have a problem with fat/ugly people. It's just that they better be damn worthwhile if they're on my tv. At least if a hot person is boring or unlikable, you can at least tell why they were put where they are. Nothing is worse than a fat Denisian dullwad.

Well, I do know why Anthony made the final cut, but it isn't for personality or talent. It's for a sob story. Yes, not only is he fat, obnoxious, untalented, and dull, he has a fucking SOB STORY to go with it. He's SOOOOO poor and just uses theater as an escape from his awful life. He even has to wear the same clothes over and over because his parents are too poor to buy him new ones. Maybe if he wasn't a fucking WHALE, they wouldn't have to buy him bedsheets to wear as t-shirts.

Anyhoo, Anthony was paired with indie goddess Jessalyn (see above) in the final round, and they performed a pathetic and horrifying version of "Bubbly."



Sorry, but I kinda hate that song to begin with. It's even more sleepy and awkward when someone else tries to sing it. The thing that pissed me off the most was that one of them got to stay over the other. They BOTH sucked and BOTH should have been eliminated. The fact that the baby orca got to move on just for "inspirational" television was sickening. And just look at his celebratory moment:



So vile! You can tell Nick is all, "plz get off me" <3

The sad thing is, I actually think he has a good shot at winning. This is the network that brought you "Extreme Home Makeover: Dying Children and Puppies Edition" after all. He doesn't deserve it in the least though. DO YOU SEE ANY FATTIES HERE?



I don't think so. PLEASE DIE ANTHONY

And that's probably the most I'll have to say about anyone on this show. HE JUST MAKES ME SO ANGRY!

Well they also get a talent hold agreement and recording contract for two singles with Disney, so I don't think they'll be putting those eggs in a fat kid's basket. I'm pretty sure the American public isn't deciding either, so there may be hope after all. <3

It would be pretty funny if they had to put him in with the big stars though.