When I drink coffee I have to poop, like within minutes. Is that psychological or physiological?
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Coffee and pooping
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Hamdingers |
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Well that was a short retirement.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 23717 (06/30/08 2:43 PM) Registered User |
Hammy do not even fuck with Noodle right now she is in a fragile state.
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Posts: 2568 (06/30/08 2:44 PM) Registered User |
imagine what meth would do for you!!
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 491 (06/30/08 2:47 PM) |
Happens to me too. Perhaps not with quite the same urgency, but coffee makes me crap too.
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54321blastoff |
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Posts: 4348 (06/30/08 3:09 PM) Registered User |
Are you lactose intollerant b/c psst..dumping a buttload of creme or milk into the coffee will = bathroom troubles.
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 5198 (06/30/08 3:10 PM) Registered User |
Yep and it is a good thing
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 3617 (06/30/08 3:11 PM) Registered User |
Coffee is like drinking Liquid Plumber for me. It completely flushes me out...QUICKLY. I shit within minutes...and it's a very good, cleansing shit.
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Booberri |
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Posts: 26 (06/30/08 3:11 PM) Registered User |
if I even smell coffee I have to poop.
I'm like the Pavlov dog of coffee pooping |
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unkle greggo |
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Posts: 2109 (06/30/08 3:14 PM) |
Coffee is a stimulant. It makes you go.
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 16375 (06/30/08 4:00 PM) |
Never mind. Move along. Nothing to see here. |
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kidultz |
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Posts: 34 (06/30/08 4:04 PM) |
Coffee makes me crap
But it also gives me my mornin' boner Wanking it to your own shitsmell Sucks ass... 
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HazelEyes48 |
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Posts: 186 (11/01/08 2:23 PM) |
Well, a clean colon is one less thing to worry about!
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blockhose |
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Posts: 2740 (11/01/08 2:28 PM) Treadmill martyr |
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Merely |
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Posts: 4551 (11/01/08 3:17 PM) Registered User |
I think it's the combination of hot liquid and milk.
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DelosWorld |
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Posts: 307 (11/01/08 3:18 PM) |
You're not supposed to eat the beans or coffe grinds. That's way too much roughage.
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Phuz1 |
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Posts: 2829 (11/01/08 3:22 PM) Registered user |
I don't know if it makes me poop faster, but the poo does come out with a certain whiff of French roast.
On a related note, did you see that gmail has a smiley for steaming pile o' crap? |
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SS Magic Bones |
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Posts: 1714 (11/01/08 3:27 PM) |
Noodle wrote: physiological.... Coffee acts as a stimulant to the colon, especially if you drink it first thing in the morning. Sleeping makes peristalsis slow, but when drinking coffee after waken up, the coffee stimulates peristalsis causing you to evacuate your bowels. |
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HazelEyes48 |
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Posts: 189 (11/01/08 3:31 PM) |
It happens to me when I eat Pizza...whats the deal with that?
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SS Magic Bones |
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Posts: 1715 (11/01/08 3:35 PM) |
Lactose intorerance.... Cheap pizza....
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HazelEyes48 |
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Posts: 190 (11/01/08 3:50 PM) |
I knew those 5 dollar pizzas wouldn't do any good!
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