Apologies if this has already been posted, but get a load of this bloke!
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The DOUCHIEST phone message in history
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Posts: 3177 (06/30/08 4:25 AM) Registered User |
Apologies if this has already been posted, but get a load of this bloke! |
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 excbexcb |
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Posts: 974 (06/30/08 5:00 AM) |
People who claim to be intelligent are always douche bags.
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Strange Flute |
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Posts: 2592 (06/30/08 5:04 AM) Registered user |
Olga was too busy sleeping with mexican immigrants to call him back.
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 5425 (06/30/08 5:10 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
Are text messages in cellphones are retards?
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 1495 (06/30/08 5:22 AM) Registered User |
what a social retard. Was there any cliche he didn't try?
Just his voice made me want to smack him. If you are a guy and you make a second call trying to get a woman call you back - YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER! If you have to lecture someone to make yourself feel better about not getting a call back - YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER! Boy has no game whatsoever. I had better sense at 17 than this douche. Who cares if some woman gives you a card or number, most do that to get a creep to fuck the hell off. dude needs a serious dose from a doctors script pad. |
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Posts: 59 (06/30/08 5:40 AM) |
I'm bet Olga called him back....He's a good CATCH!
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Posts: 797 (06/30/08 7:41 AM) Lost soul |
There is NOTHING wrong with him!
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GregBuisIsADick |
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Posts: 6096 (06/30/08 7:52 AM) Registered user |
My favourite bit was when he said he was working on a screenplay so "I'll be around pretty much all weekend." When he left his number, it was a
416 area code which means he is obviously one of Toronto's many smooth-talking Greek doods (I think it was Jakob Speed).
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Posts: 3896 (06/30/08 8:04 AM) |
They went over this guy on O&A this morning. Check out the site for some behind the scenes stuff about Canada's biggest douche.
Dmitri the Lover |
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 1485 (06/30/08 8:13 AM) Huge apathy
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What a condescending ass. That's one of those messages I'd just erase.
Are text messages in cellphones are retards?<~~What the hell does that even mean? |
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pussycow |
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Posts: 2595 (06/30/08 9:05 AM) |
Who knew a guy named Dmitri would be a douche?
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star jumper |
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Posts: 34549 (06/30/08 9:12 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Sounds boring, Olga is better off without him.
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TobaccoRhoda |
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Posts: 26387 (06/30/08 9:40 AM) Registered user |
He's one of the few men in Toronto with nothing wrong with him, you know.
Actually, I imagine this is just what Urban Center sounds like in real life. |
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harshaw66 |
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Posts: 1852 (06/30/08 9:47 AM) Registered user |
"i'm giving you a real opportunity here," lol
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 26444 (06/30/08 9:54 AM) Registered user |
He's one of the few men in Toronto with nothing wrong with him, you know. this is actually somewhat true. it's a city filled to the brim with dumb gigantic whores and huge D-bags. |
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TobaccoRhoda |
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Posts: 26392 (06/30/08 10:04 AM) Registered user |
And I suppose you feel as though you are the exception? You and Dimitri?
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 26448 (06/30/08 10:06 AM) Registered user |
i no longer live there so yes.
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star jumper |
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Posts: 34556 (06/30/08 10:08 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
i once knew a Dimitri.
He was a prick you thought he controlled everything. Wonder if it's the same guy. You know, his name could have been Dale, though. One of those two. |
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TobaccoRhoda |
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Posts: 26394 (06/30/08 10:09 AM) Registered user |
So, it was just your Toronto-ness that made you a douchebag? Douchbaggery is portable you know. That's why they have a bag in the word, so it can easily be
packed up and shuffled off to other places.
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 1511 (06/30/08 10:21 AM) Registered User |
People who love Toronto are seriously warped.
It is a toilet without a working flush handle. Overflowing with shit. |
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 23897 (07/08/08 10:22 AM) Registered User |
Isn't he that creepy canadian guy who was pretending to be a doctor and them raped his patients?
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