This miracle towel has me suspicious. Mainly cause the guy wears a friggin headset while he does his pitch on tv.
Who has these things? Is it truly the most absorbent thing ever or a load of chicanery.
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Shamwow, not available in stores
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Posts: 34538 (06/29/08 4:32 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
I don't see why not as I'm gonna spend 20 dollars every month on paper towels anyway.
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Posts: 10349 (06/29/08 4:33 PM) Registered user |
I think I had a version of this from a fair about 10 -15 years ago. Same product, way over the top pitch.
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Oh man Starjay, I spend that easy but I'm thinking who the heck spills that much all the time. I'd rather use a paper towel cause I'm a bit germ
phobic and don't want something that's like a stanky sponge.
The only thing I think it would be good for is washing the car. I hate the guy selling it. HATE! |
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Posts: 34539 (06/29/08 4:38 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
All hail Vince!!!
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Posts: 10350 (06/29/08 4:41 PM) Registered user |
I am dying for the PedEgg though.
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Posts: 24831 (06/29/08 4:43 PM) put Angel in the corner
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Vince can suck my dick.
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Posts: 34540 (06/29/08 4:47 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Vince is the Holey Leader! How dare you speak so vilely of him.
ALL HAIL LORD VINCE!!! I love how my Shamwow virtually leaves the carpet dry. |
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Posts: 24833 (06/29/08 4:54 PM) put Angel in the corner
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Jebus are you peeing on it?
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Posts: 34541 (06/29/08 4:55 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Only if Vince tells me too.
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If it's so great, why don't they sell it in stores?
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Posts: 24835 (06/29/08 4:59 PM) put Angel in the corner
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You know what else that fucka says in the commercial? Beware of imitators.
He's a big ass liar. |
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Posts: 2785 (06/29/08 4:59 PM) Registered user |
Stores will just mark up the price. And they want to pass the savings onto YOU!
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Probably a good reason these aren't in stores. No one will buy them.
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Posts: 24836 (06/29/08 5:03 PM) put Angel in the corner
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You know why dontya. IT'S CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING REGULAR SHAMMIES!!
I think the shamwows are gonna go the way of the tater mitts. |
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Posts: 8694 (06/30/08 1:06 AM) Registered user |
But I WANT one. I can't wait until the local Walgreens puts them in the "As Seen On TV" aisle.
I fell for the thig that peels the eggs. peice o' junk and the egg goes flying EVERYWHERE. |
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Posts: 8700 (06/30/08 2:12 AM) Registered user |
DID THE FUCKING ALDAV NIC FINALLY GET BANNED!!!!????
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Posts: 24840 (06/30/08 3:49 AM) put Angel in the corner
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Yep, the admins shoved an As Seen On TV Popeils Pocket Fisherman up his ass and cast him off.
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Posts: 19110 (06/30/08 3:58 AM) MESS member |
but turned inside out
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Posts: 8705 (06/30/08 4:15 AM) Registered user |
That way he can soak up more shit...
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Posts: 26440 (06/30/08 7:42 AM) Registered user |
The Shamwow dude has an awesome voice & accent for cartoons though
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