1- Sonja. Okay, Sue spelled your name "Souna" and you were the first person ever to be voted out of survivor.
127- Eliza. Your eyes are fucking massive. And yes, that is just a stick. WHY DID YOU FUCKING ASK WHETHER OR NOT YOU SHOULD PLAY IT, OF COURSE IT IS A FUCKING STICK.
202- Yul. Everyone in CI played to let you win and handed you the million dollars. You did absolutely nothing other than find the idol to win that season and you would have been a pre-jury boot in nearly every other season.
55- Boston Rob. You are a fucking asshole who ruined multiple friendships to have a good laugh and then LOSE to fucking Amber. Oh, and you didn't even make jury your first time around, and you were a complete and utter asshole the first time. I guess some people never grow beyond the age of 12.
27- Amber. Hey, it's Rob's wimpy-ass wife who can't play the game on her own. She did NOTHING in Australia, shouldn't have even been cast for ASS, and then when she was cast she did NOTHING again except beg Kathy for her life. She only won because Rob is stupider than she is.
70- Robb. Seriously dude, 2 bs? What the fuck?
56- John Carroll. Okay, shall we go through your epic fail? Kathy PEES on you. Then you vote Gabe out because you are an asshole who can't control his fucking emotions even though Boston Rob is being a complete jackass and Gabe is a non-entity, and then you proceed to make Neleh flip and pwn your ass. Oh, then you talk about how great your abs look and then CRY. YOU FUCKING CRIED AFTER GETTING VOTED OUT. (lol, doing this for survivors you like is actually pretty fun. And his abs did look great...)
254- Ace. Do I really have to do anything here? You have a funny shaped head, a stupid accent, and you were a complete dumbass for letting Ken get into Sugar's head like that. Oh, and your face got pwned by a fruit then a shield, and then somehow you thought Randy was Sugar and lost the IC for Fang.













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