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While the lulz/louie combo eat their gruel, I will start my Top 10 pre-BB5 housemates, yw.

10. Spencer Smith

At the time, Spencer was the biggest heart-throb in the house - his nonchalance, charm and humour made him popular with tween-girls and mactor-haters alike. He was favourite to win the in the first week.

Then, in the fourth week, he went head-to-head with another contestant (who will appear very highly on this list) and ended up leaving with 55% of the vote in quite literally the most EPIC eviction ever. There have been narrower votes since (Orlaith vs. Science had a 0.1% split) but this was easily the most hyped.

Ultimately, Spencer = Eric Oulette. Both were in Season 3, both were fourth boots and both their exits caused their in-house love interests to shape up focus and win the season.

REASONS FOR HIS INCLUSION:

1. He was single-handedly responsible for getting Lynn booted from the house after she had a drunken argument with him:

2. He was the straight-man to many of Jade's ridiculous ramblings

3. He consistently broke rules, continually being stuck on the 'Poor side' of the divided house

4. He had his own reality show called 'Fool Around with Spencer' where he was locked in a house with 4 women, 3 of whom had boyfriends. He also presented documentaries about fishing, which is very amusing in itself.

5. He was the only non-hateable male in the main house alliance of blokey douches

Please refrain from having anyone from BB4 though

Sry, BB4 isn't even the least represented season.

Jon Tickle, Sandy or the Nun ftw!!!!

As if by magic, I will ruin one of your hopes:

9. SANDY CUMMINGS

Celeb Hijack Winner John wasn't the first person to come into the house wearing a kilt. Personal shopper Sandy did it many seasons ago, without Matt Lucas trying to make a joke about it.

Like Leslie after him, he decided he didn't want to live in a house full of useless young people. And while Sunita had become the first ever quitter 13 days earlier, Sandy's exit was much more epic. He pissed in a bin, he told his arch-enemy how pathetic he was, then ran onto the roof. What a hero.

Sandy will always be a favourite but how highly I rank him varies based on lots of whims: his legacy and what he stood for was often more impressive than he actually was on the shows, especially in the first week where he wasn't shown doing anything except his habit of swimming laps in the pool.

REASONS FOR INCLUSION

1. He made fun of the desperate 90s Men-Behaving-Badly-laddism that afflicted most of the guys in the house

2. He became the first token older man housemate to survive a public vote (in Week 2. And Week 1, since everyone was eligible)

3. He escaped the house. Sadly there is no Youtube of the bin-pissing, but that + Kate's discovery of it provided many lulz.

4. He now works as a policeman, which is an unusual career for a personal shopper and public urinater.