I've been outside all day working on a friends irrigation system, without taking a break. I kinda had to pinch a loaf but ignored it until I got home...so
basically my colon has been acting as a trash compactor all day. So when I did hit the throne, it came out hard as a rock and the size of a baby's arm
holding an apple. It hurt so bad I couldn't breathe, I just rocked back and forth from one cheek to the other grimacing and wondering if I was passing two
cans of soup or a package of those Grand's cinnamon rolls. No wonder sodomy is illegal.
So I guess my career as a 'mo is over before it begins.
So I guess my career as a 'mo is over before it begins.
