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Don't forget her letters / personal advice:

Dear Alexis: What if someone has a cookie that I want and they won't give it to me?



Well, like, technically the real question here is: what kind of cookie is it? Period. Say if it's an oatmeal raisin cookie, screw it, those are nasty. If it's a chocolate chip cookie and they won't give it to you, then absolutely POUT POUT POUT. Throw a tantrum. Scream. Look like a nasty sea hag. It almost worked for me once when I was on TV!! Show them how much a strong, independent young woman you are. This also goes if you are selling cookies door to door for your Girls' Scouts. If someone won't buy a box from you, you can 1) look like a sea hag again, 2) roll your eyes in disbelief (see also my Tribal Council episode), or 3) call them either a sexist pig who won't stand up for strong, independent women, or a girl who's too afraid of being a good role model for strong, young independent women.

Kisses. Luv ya Nats!

Dear Alexis: I'm a 13 year-old boy, and well, I've had something lingering on my head for a long time and I think I should ask you about it. Everytime I see you on TV, well, I feel this strange tingle in my pants. Like it really hurts and pops out of my sweatpants and I don't know what is going on, and none of my guy friends do either. Can you help me?



Oh my God! There's nothing for you to worry about. This is totally normal for 13 year olds to get their first period and not know what to do or who to tell. It can be so embarrassing, I know!! Go to your middle school's guidance counselor, and she can sit you down and tell you all about it. Just think: Today you're getting your first period, and before you know it, you'll be kissing lots of cute boys and someday you can be a proud, independent mommy!

Stay strong!