Time travel and Svedka Vodka

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Powers	Time travel and Svedka Vodka	Lead	[-]
Posts: 3228 (05/15/08 9:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm really surprised that it took this long for someone to provide proof that time travel is possible. I'm a little surprised it was a vodka company that broke the "time traveler's code" of not divulging events from the future, but I can live with their ethical lapse as I'm gonna make a tidy sum on Svedka stock over the next 25 years.. I wonder when this thing gets invented. I can't wait to go back to college and use a condom with Mary Sherran this time and avoid those painful needles. What are you gonna do?
worstdog		#1	[-]
Posts: 2875 (05/15/08 9:48 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm going to load up on shares of Microsoft.
Seraphaem		#2	[-]
Posts: 475 (05/15/08 9:53 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That robots tits are way too small. How much for an upgrade? S.
r		#3	[-]
Posts: 2397 (05/15/08 9:56 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Go back and tell your father to use a condom.
Powers		#4	[-]
Posts: 3229 (05/15/08 9:56 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Since it's a robot from the future, I'm guessing it will be able to do things to you that'll make you forget all about her 34 B's. R, that's a great idea. I'd love to be an only child as my younger brother has been nothing but a perpetual pain in the ass.
merkyl		#5	[-]
Posts: 52975 (05/15/08 10:01 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'd be concerned about the metal vadge.
r		#6	[-]
Posts: 2399 (05/15/08 10:02 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Here's an idea... stop letting your brother fuck you.
Hamdingers		#7	[-]
Posts: 7090 (05/15/08 10:03 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, with my Balls of Steel, that would make an awful lot of racket.
Buggles73		#8	[-]
Posts: 25758 (05/15/08 10:03 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	A little WD40 and you can't tell the diff merkyl. I read that somewhere.
merkyl		#9	[-]
Posts: 52976 (05/15/08 10:05 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WD40 with the little straw in makes and awesome flamethrower. I read that somewhere.
Powers		#10	[-]
Posts: 3230 (05/15/08 10:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Merk, by 2033 they've prolly got some kind of polymer in there that feels better than your mom. That was weak, even for you, r. Perhaps you might want to use the machine to go back in time and post a better response?
Seraphaem		#11	[-]
Posts: 478 (05/15/08 10:07 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hope she comes with kung fu grip action. S.
Aunt Pappy		#12	[-]
Posts: 16048 (05/15/08 10:07 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This thread has great potential.
worstdog		#13	[-]
Posts: 2876 (05/15/08 10:11 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Aunt Pappy wrote: This thread has great potential. Yeah, another Powers vs. r argument where each one progressively runs to their Thesaurus to use bigger and badder words.
Seraphaem		#14	[-]
Posts: 479 (05/15/08 10:13 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The gay sex robots from the future don't look too promising. Bang them in the ass once and they need their chassis realigned. S.
merkyl		#15	[-]
Posts: 52978 (05/15/08 10:15 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What are those lesbians doing to him?
r		#16	[-]
Posts: 2400 (05/15/08 10:17 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Powers wrote: That was weak, even for you, r. Perhaps you might want to use the machine to go back in time and post a better response? No I am pretty happy with it. Also, I know you study my posts in depth but that doesn't make you an expert on my posting style.
Powers		#17	[-]
Posts: 3232 (05/15/08 10:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That's the difference between men and women. A man will design a robotic doll to do absurd sexual things to a man. A woman will design a robotic doll to train nurses.
Antithesys		#18	[-]
Posts: 22066 (05/15/08 11:01 AM) Gadabout Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I dunno, I see nothing absurd about that one.
Powers		#19	[-]
Posts: 3235 (05/15/08 11:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You havne't seen her in action. She's got moves that will make Merkyl's mom blush. Uh, at least that's what hammy's told me.
Hamdingers		#20	[-]
Posts: 7100 (05/15/08 11:08 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	All I can say is "360 degree rotation".

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