The new one, featuring a whorish housewife baking treats and serving them to the men in her life (including American Idol 7's Garrett Haley, a gaysian grandpa and an America's Most Smartest Model contestant), all whilst warbling a catchy pop ditty, complete with multicultural harlots backing her up:
Or the original bilingual classic, with stereotypes galore. For example, the slutty mermaids Arista, Atina and Adela who later m.orph into wetsuit sporting lifesavers and bikini baristas. Also, the mythical Puerto Rican pirates and hot-as-fuck Sea Monster:
Cast your vote now!












