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NlGHTCRAWLER	If ______ Wins This Season, I will ____________ 3.0	Lead	[-]
Posts: 14957 (04/24/08 12:23 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Alexis wins this season, I will slit my wrists. If James wins this season, I will eat some chicken. If Jason wins this season, I will be shocked. If Clementine wins this season, I will mail a bail of hay to her. If Parvati wins this season, I will be "meh". If Manhanda wins this season, I will be "meh". If Eric wins this season, I will grow my hair out and tease it. If Cirie wins this season, I will
SuperAgent Ari Gold		#1	[-]
Posts: 10 (04/24/08 12:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	a ha...this thread was just as funny as 2002's "Rat Race" starring Cuba Gooding Jr. and Whoopi Goldberg.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#2	[-]
Posts: 14958 (04/24/08 12:25 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^ irony personified
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#3	[-]
Posts: 1338 (04/24/08 12:34 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Jason wins this season I will eat a large stick.
TW After Life		#4	[-]
Posts: 145 (04/24/08 12:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Jason wins this season I will post nude pics of myself in celebration of the greatest comeback story in reality tv history.
FranklinBluth		#5	[-]
Posts: 1520 (04/24/08 1:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Alexis wins this season, I will be slightly depressed. If Amanda wins this season, I will not give a shit. If Cirie wins this season, I will have a new favorite winner ever. (Sorry Sandra) If Erik wins this season, I will blame Ozzy. If James wins this season, I will be hope Boo will rush the stage to congratulate him. If Jason wins this season, I will be happy for a little while and then be like "wait...what?" If Natalie wins this season, I will wonder how someone who wasn't in the game that randomly showed up in front of the jury got all their votes. If Parvati wins this season, I will be pissed, but respect her gameplay.
SuperAgent Ari Gold		#6	[-]
Posts: 19 (04/24/08 1:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
solesurvivor01		#7	[-]
Posts: 1357 (04/24/08 2:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Alexis wins this season, I will be infuriated If Amanda wins this season, I will be pretty happy If Cirie wins this season, I will die happy having witnessed total CIRIEOWNAGE If Erik wins this season, I will mourn for Queen Ami If James wins this season, I will not be that depressed If Jason wins this season, I will wonder how the fuck this happened, but in a good way If Natalie wins this season, I will congratulate Danni on losing her title of biggest UTR winner If Parvati wins this season, I will probably be infected with her spreading STDs
SurvivorNinja		#8	[-]
Posts: 448 (04/24/08 2:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Alexis win this season..I will bomb a country. If Amanda wins this season...I will ask Courtney Yates to marry me. If Cirie wins this season....it will end on a good note. If Erik wins this season...i'm sure he'll devote himself to being Ozzy's slave and pretty much give Oz the whole million. If James wins this season...he'll still be known for not playing one of his two idols. If Jason wins this season...Ethan will no longer be the biggest unintentional dumbass winner. If Natalie wins this season...it will make up for Becky losing Cook Islands. If Parvati wins this season...I'll be happy, but not as happy as if Cirie wins.
XXWildcat		#9	[-]
Posts: 176 (04/24/08 2:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If insert winnder here wins this season, I will come to this board read all the posts about how bad this season sucked that it's full of mactors, how all the good players were voted out early, then wonder why all these people w/ thousands of posts watch it in the first place.
Dan Down Under		#10	[-]
Posts: 2164 (04/24/08 2:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Alexis wins this season, I will mail her some arsenic cookies. If Amanda wins this season, I will laugh at her when she spends her money on her new baby with a gross haircut and giant manhands. If Cirie wins this season, I will go down on MB. If Erik wins this season, I anticipate his proposal to Ozzy. If James wins this season, I will be outraged at the renig. If Jason wins this season, I will LOL. If Natalie wins this season, I will set my dog on her. If Parvati wins this season, I won't mind, but will get a great laugh when she stuffs the giant novelty cheque up her vajayjay for safekeeping.
MyChemicalShowmance		#11	[-]
Posts: 342 (04/24/08 3:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Alexis wins this season, I will eat a cookie. If Amanda wins this season, I will grow out my bangs so that I can look uglier. If Cirie wins this season, I will get back on the couch. If Erik wins this season, I will look at some breasts. If James wins this season, I will eat the damn apple. If Jason wins this season, I will listen to Bon Jovi. If Natalie wins this season, I will realize that all of this season's spoilers were indeed correct. If Parvati wins this season, I will flirt with anything that walks.
EyeRollinAmber		#12	[-]
Posts: 45 (04/24/08 3:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Alexia wins I will be mad because I hate greasy pouting bitches! If Amanda wins I will be mad because I hate DOE EYED bitches! If Cirie wins I will be mad because I hate fat ass couch potatoes! If Erik wins I will be mad because I hate ice cream! If James wins I will be mad because I hate black people! If Jason wins I will be mad because I hate Bon Jovi! If Clementine wins I will be mad because I hate life! If Parvati wins I will be mad because that rash she gave me was NOT just an allergic reaction to her bed linens like she said!
SuperJude		#13	[-]
Posts: 10623 (04/24/08 5:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Alexis wins this season, I will try to meet her in LA and sleep with her If Amanda wins this season, I will try to meet her in LA and sleep with her If Cirie wins this season, I will die happy having witnessed total CIRIEOWNAGE If Natalie wins this season, I will try to meet her in LA and sleep with her If Parvati wins this season, I will try to meet her in LA and sleep with her None of the guys is winning IMO. If Jason wins, I will make the grandaddy of all "I was wrong" youtube vids If James wins, Survivor is no longer a social game If Erik wins, this season will be wretched and so will the reunion -SJ™
Dan Down Under		#14	[-]
Posts: 2168 (04/24/08 5:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SuperJude wrote: If Alexis wins this season, I will try to meet her in LA and sleep with her If Amanda wins this season, I will try to meet her in LA and sleep with her If Natalie wins this season, I will try to meet her in LA and sleep with her If Parvati wins this season, I will try to meet her in LA and sleep with her Imagine if they somehow all tied for first...
thatsbollocksandyouknowit		#15	[-]
Posts: 5 (04/24/08 5:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	if jason wins this season, i will have witnessed the greatest comeback, both socially and strategically, that this game has ever seen
STFU RUDY		#16	[-]
Posts: 2341 (04/24/08 5:50 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NC is a true Sucks legend.
SurvivorFanGP		#17	[-]
Posts: 7346 (04/24/08 5:59 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Alexis wins this season, I will never look at a cookie the same way ever again. If Amanda wins this season, I will have new found respect for borewhores. If Cirie wins this season, I will splooge blissfully. If Erik wins this season, I will adapt to the toilet-scrubber hair-style and try out for That 70s Show (redux!) If James wins this season, I will believe Omarosa rigged this season Alison Grodner-style. If Jason wins this season, I will personally drive down to the studio and kick that douchekabob in his non-existant sack. If Natalie wins this season, I will forever be afraid of felines. If Parvati wins this season, I will feel like running down to the clinic to get tested for an STD.
mikeonfilm		#18	[-]
Posts: 1358 (04/24/08 6:06 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Alexis wins I will from this point onward order all my weed from the Survivor editors. If Amanda wins I will acknowledge Bluto Delta as a prophet. If Catalie wins I will eat a muffin - then some metamucil. If Cirie wins I will eat a potato on the couch - then purge. If Erik wins I will eat a dinosaur. If James wins I will eat an apple, possibly a golden delicious - but maybe a fuji. If Jason wins I will from this point onward order all my weed from the S16 jury. If Parvati wins I will finally get around to watching the finale from Survivor: Amazon.
Thailandsurvivor		#19	[-]
Posts: 599 (05/09/08 12:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Amanda wins this season I will buy a pair of Mickey Mouse gloves. If Cirie wins this season I will provoke my cat. If Natalie wins this season I will throw a party and buy Erik dinner. If Parvati wins this season I will laugh at Ozzy. If any of these girls win I will pray that Survivor is not cancelled because they're not an alpha male.
The Purple Parrot		#20	[-]
Posts: 5547 (05/09/08 12:27 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Amanda wins this season, I will be utterly delighted. If Cirie wins this season, I will cry out of pure rapture and ecstasy. If Clementine wins this season, I will whinny in her honor. If Parvati wins this season, I will dry heave until my innards are expelled from my body.

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