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Posts: 7658 (04/10/08 9:28 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Today on Dr. Phil... http://www.drphil.com/shows/show/1066/ They had this couple on where the wife was shocked, SHOCKED I say to discover that her husband was Gay. The fact that he is an interior decorator who MADE HER WEDDING DRESS BY HAND was apparantly not a tip-off. (Side Note: There is a housewife in Hartford CT who has no idea her Ultra-Catholic husband is a fruit. I know this, because he and I had an affair for 2.5 years) Last Edited By: SuitSnob 04/14/08 11:41 PM. Edited 6 times.
FREE X BILKIS		#1	[-]
Posts: 550 (04/10/08 9:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DOES HE ENJOY HAVING SEX WITH MEN??? if yes, you might be onto something =o
ILovegreeneyes		#2	[-]
Posts: 4454 (04/10/08 9:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	she wasn't tipped off when he asked her to fuck him with a strap-on?
SuitSnob		#3	[-]
Posts: 7659 (04/10/08 9:33 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Or when he asked he to smear poop inside her twat so he could pretend?
annie normas butt		#4	[-]
Posts: 4157 (04/10/08 9:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I didn't get the feeling she was shocked at all....more angry than anything else. She admitted she saw the signs for years, but it wasn't validated until she saw the gay porn magazines. I laughed when she said he sewed her wedding dress by hand. Ummm yeah, that could have been one of those signs
Bernard Wrangler		#5	[-]
Posts: 7254 (04/10/08 9:40 PM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	::snarky laugh::
SuitSnob		#6	[-]
Posts: 7660 (04/10/08 9:40 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	annie normas butt wrote: I laughed when she said he sewed her wedding dress by hand. Ummm yeah, that could have been one of those signs Like this one?
Pahrump Mania		#7	[-]
Posts: 1081 (04/10/08 9:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If you're a male you can be sure your husband is gay.
shrewlaura		#8	[-]
Posts: 1641 (04/10/08 11:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Did he like Torchwood better than Doctor Who?
managerr		#9	[-]
Posts: 13645 (04/10/08 11:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	(Side Note: There is a housewife in Hartford CT who has no idea her Ultra-Catholic husband is a fruit. I know this, because he and I had an affair for 2.5 years) Way to make all of the CT hausfraus of OT paranoid.
squashthebeef		#10	[-]
Posts: 12441 (04/11/08 12:54 AM) faqmaster Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why are you fucking a married guy?
SuitSnob		#11	[-]
Posts: 7662 (04/11/08 2:41 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	squashthebeef wrote: Why are you fucking a married guy? I don't know...why did he go online looking for a boyfriend?
Undertakeress		#12	[-]
Posts: 5341 (04/11/08 2:47 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Suity, are you fucking Anderson Cooper too? :)
Apprentice Talker		#13	[-]
Posts: 4463 (04/11/08 3:46 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why is your husband become a gay? When did he began?
ScruffyGuy		#14	[-]
Posts: 7690 (04/11/08 9:41 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Married. Conveniently has a job that allows him to be away from home most of the time. Married. Conveniently has a job that allows him to be away from home most of the time. The wives, presumably, are in it for the insurance benefits.
StatelyWayneManor		#15	[-]
Posts: 5666 (04/11/08 10:04 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Does he use public bathroom stalls for anything but their intented purpose? Does he like some parts of Oz more than others? Does he cook? Did he vote for Sanjanya on American Idol? Does he post at OT?
WeekiWacheeGirl	strap-on	#16	[-]
Posts: 227 (04/11/08 10:16 AM) <--doesn't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	she wasn't tipped off when he asked her to fuck him with a strap-on? Uh oh!! He swore to me he wasn't gay!!
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Posts: 12445 (04/11/08 10:23 AM) faqmaster Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't know...why did he go online looking for a boyfriend? I have no way of knowing his reasons, I wasn't involved. You, however, were and don't have any explanation for your role in fucking up a marriage besides "I don't know"? Most people can give a reason why they stick their dick in something. Even a stupid reason.
SuitSnob		#18	[-]
Posts: 7663 (04/11/08 10:50 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	squashthebeef wrote: I don't know...why did he go online looking for a boyfriend? I have no way of knowing his reasons, I wasn't involved. You, however, were and don't have any explanation for your role in fucking up a marriage besides "I don't know"? Most people can give a reason why they stick their dick in something. Even a stupid reason. Ummmm...he did not present himself as being married when we met and it's not like he and his wife were part of my social circle and I seduced him while pretending to be friends with his wife. And how can one "fuck up" a marriage that is based on a total lie?
squashthebeef		#19	[-]
Posts: 12448 (04/11/08 11:26 AM) faqmaster Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	At no time in the two and a half years you were fucking each other did you have an inkling that he might be married? And you still haven't said why you fucked him.
Eurytol		#20	[-]
Posts: 1051 (04/11/08 2:48 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	bump it's not like he and his wife were part of my social circle and I seduced him while pretending to be friends with his wife So if the person's wife is not a part of your social circle-jerk, it is thus acceptable to fuck said person? And how can one "fuck up" a marriage that is based on a total lie? By involving yourself while fucking someone who's married. Duh.

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