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Dwarfs and peoples under 5'3 should have shit smeared in their face |
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Posts: 39 (03/21/08 10:27 PM) |
Why would God waste his time creating these five foot nothings?
And don't you dare say casting calls for flicks with elves. Naturally I probably should've ended the thread right there, but now that I think of it: every chick with large tits is short :-( |
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 36725 (03/21/08 10:35 PM) |
YEAH NEWBIE FUCKFACE....don't start another thread again for at least 8 months or I will BAN YOU!
I happen to like short women....they are frequently spunky, energetic, and monsters in the sack. |
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Posts: 385 (03/21/08 10:37 PM) Registered user |
Short people are so cute!!
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Posts: 13945 (03/21/08 10:39 PM) >: | |
Dont talk about dmb like that!
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 5256 (03/21/08 10:40 PM) Registered user |
They got no reason to live!
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 4276 (03/21/08 10:44 PM) |
Poor little guys. First they get their porkchops stolen, now this idiot wants to defecate on them. DIE, mutant.
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Almost Dead Britney |
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Posts: 233 (03/21/08 10:47 PM) |
Ann Margret Thatcher wrote: Don't want no short people around here!
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Mister Peepers |
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Posts: 2362 (03/22/08 9:48 AM) Registered user |
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 4047 (03/22/08 9:56 AM) Yes, smarter than you |
Look, it's fine that god created midgety little fucks. Truly. But I'm not sure why the whole planet is designed for them so that normal people have to
stoop over to do things like washing dishes and pumping gas.
I want a normal sized world, where all the short people have to climb up into the furniture and jump up to reach things and stand on stools. That would be a fun world. Kimbob the Normal |
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 2973 (03/22/08 10:20 AM) Registered user |
I want a normal sized world where I can reach all of my pots and pans and where I don't have to stand on a trashcan to adjust the shower head in motels. I
want a normal sized world where I can buy pants off the rack that have both eleastic waste bands AND legs that don't go 12 inches beyond my feet.
THAT WOULD BE A NORMAL SIZED WORLD, KIMBOB THE GIANTESS |
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 6447 (03/22/08 10:45 AM) Registered User |
I love being 5'2".
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TroubleInTampa |
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Posts: 2890 (03/22/08 10:59 AM) Registered user |
Whew! Thank God I'm 5'4". I wouldn't want shit smeared on my face!
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 4342 (03/22/08 11:01 AM) Registered User |
Short people use up less engery, resources, and emit less CO2 than tall.
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harshaw66 |
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Posts: 1792 (03/22/08 12:36 PM) Registered user |
Herve Villechaize committed suicide by shooting himself in the chest. It was pretty funny.
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 3933 (03/22/08 3:18 PM) |
Dr Weems wrote: Yay my lava likes short women. That's good for me, because I am short. Although I do hate being short. |
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 3934 (03/22/08 3:21 PM) |
Kimbob the Magnificent wrote: I already do that. |
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I want to be like model hight.