"Hollywood Hookers" or "What actresses are former prostitutes ?"
1 Marilyn Monroe
Need I say more ?! She earned $500 per day offering herself to producers and directors. Like several of the stars in her time ( Joan Crawford especially ) she did porn films as well as house calls. One of the porn films still exists and pops up on the Net for high priced copy sales...
2 Kim Novak
My great-uncle, an ex-FBI agent, told me that he arrested the actress Kim Novak for prostitution in the 60's in Chicago.
3-4 Barbara Eden &Tina Louise
Rumored to be currently shopping their somewhat tired wares internationally.
5 Veronica Lake
Winded up as a hooker in NYC in the 50's after her run as a movie star.
6 Sophia Loren
O-o-old news !.. Rome is not known for a shortage of scantily clad prostitutes. Most of the girls are all remarkably handsome, but one slinky, dark-eyed ragazza in garters and black hose was a real 'bambola' ( doll ). That prossy was well known at the clients as "La Simpatica", and her real name was Sofia Villani Scicolone, a.k.a. Miss Sophia Loren...
7 Raquel Welch
One Million Years B.C., when she was Raquel Tejada (sp), Miss Welch was very well known in Tijuana, Mexico. So says her family. Allegedly she also did a lot of porno films, most of which were collected up and destroyed by the studio.
8 Joan Collins
Ten years ago was offered 400 million dollars for her services as a Madam from King Fahd of Saudi Arabia. She was almost sold to him almost thirty years ago by her third husband. Starting out her career as a high class prostitute in Hollywood at the age of 17 Joan learned the business from the ground floor up. She started the Heidi Fliess Hollywood Hooker ring. Some of her notable proteges are...
9 Reagan, Nancy Davis
The eminence grise in the Reagan White House. Used astrology to determine policy decisions. Slept with Frank Sinatra in the White House itself. Personally pro-choice but kept quiet and supported anti-choice actions for her husband's career. Former "Hostess Girl"/prostitute for the studios when they needed to recruit someone; reported to give the best head in Hollywood, in her day. Was pregnant when she married Ronnie.
10 Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone; Another high-class prostitute. Her icy beauty commanded $1000 per hour. She was discovered by Michael Douglas when she came to call on him for a professional service. The set of Basic Instinct was turned into a brothel for a day. Mike decided that the non orgasmic Sharon needed to learn the ropes. The infamous sex scene between them was entirely real. Afterwards Mike invited the director and one producer to join the fun. Sharon hugely enjoyed the bondage scene that followed. Held down by two men, Mike screwed her for thirty full minutes. Sharon reported: "I have never had sex like that in my life. Now I can't get enough of it." She reported six orgasms on that particular day. Sharon was paid an extra $10,000 for this romp.
11 Michelle Pfeiffer
Prostitute & casting-couch...hem-m-m...participant during her first years in L.A. Began as a studio call-girl & got some of her early roles "the old-fashioned way". Was a "professional girlfriend", the kind with exclusive clientele or just one big customer, who set her up to go on to her acting career.
12 Julia Roberts
Swallowed her way to the top.
13 Geena Davis
Was a hooker.
14 Rene Russo
This high class call girl was Pierce Brosnan's sexual soulmate in "The Thomas Crown Affair" No stranger to pleasuring women for money, the studly Bros, engaged in real sexual acts with the voluptuous actress/prostitute on camera and spent the day inviting up to eight men on the set to sample her wares. Rene only bagged $7,500 for this little cuddle fest. She loved every minute of it she reported. She and Bros have not problem to this very day talking about it.
15 Catherine Zeta Jones
Mike always discovers them this way. Cathy commanded $10,000 for one romp in London featuring HRH the prince of Wales. I have heard from more than one person that Cathy did high-end "personal marketing" in Las Vegas before her star shone.
16 Salma Hayek
The rumor has it that she was actually escorting on the night that she met Stern.
17 Halle Berry
Was a kept woman for a few years.
18 Lara Flynn Boyle
Was a hooker, who still dated one of her clients even though she was now a known actress.
19 Suzanne Somers
Was a hooker.
20 Denise Richards
Former Heidi Fleiss girl who made it big. That would explain how she met Charlie Sheen. She does have that "cheerleader" look. According to the IMDB she has been "working horizontally" since 1990. I remember her as Doogie Howser's teenage girlfriend around, like, 1988 or so. I suppose. she became a prostitute in the following years until her acting success in the mid-90's.
21 Shannon Doherty
Former Heidi Fleiss girl and the model for porn magasines.
22 Lucy Lawless
Supposedly did a hardcore porno scene/movie.
23 Janine Turner
Was ( can be kept ) the call-girl. Refused to name the father of her child. I've always wondered why she felt the need to keep it secret. Is this perhaps the answer ?..
24 Victoria Principal
A woman in that "business" told me about Victoria Principal. Victoria used to live with a guy named Bernie Cornfeld who was apparently a big pimp. He was in a relationship with Heidi Fleiss but long after Victoria was a star. I guess that must be from her "Lost Period", you know, that time that she doesn't count when she tells people she is "turning 50" ? Teehee !
25 Stephanie Kramer
Ex-Heidi Fleiss Girl.
26 Trish Vandeveer
This hot mama is very into her children right now. They have been fathered by four different men.
27 Jolene Blalock
Jolene netted her new TV series in the traditional Hollywood way. She didn't need a casting couch. She provided her own. She drives a van to work and earns a little extra cash in the cool of the morning, earning five hundred bucks a trick.
28 Irene Cara
Was busted on a streetcorner.
They say that a lot of movie executives' wives were once high-priced call girls. Supposedly, most movie execs are such driven workaholics that these are the only woman they ever have time to socialise with, so they wind up marrying them. Candy (Mrs. Aaron) Spelling being one example.
Victoria Sellers - daughter of Britt Ekland and Peter Sellers, was one of Heidi's girls.
Is it any wonder women get no respect in Hollywood and all parts are written to make them look ridiculous, stupid, dependent, greedy, and gold digging ?
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Enjoyed men - many and often. Held orgies during which she serviced the entire USC football team ( including a young John Wayne ). Gossip about Bow's private life was so pervasive that in 1931 the Coast Reporter ran a three-week series in which it named her as the mistress of dozen different men and claimed that she often had sex in public, engaged in threesomes with prostitutes's clients and turned to animals when no human companionship was at hand. Infamous in Hollywood for her enthusiasm and endurance.
"Slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie", "Queen of the Casting Couch". Broke into Hollywood by starring in porno films in the twenties, most notably a silent one-reeler tantalisingly entitled The Casting Couch. It is alleged that after she became famous MGM shelled out over half a million dollars in an attempt to buy up every surviving copy of the film. When one possessor of some nude shots refused to part with them, his house was burned down three weeks later, himself being a casualty as well as the pics.
Norma Jean Baker
Became Marilyn Monroe because was good on her knees. "She gets on her knees and sucks human trees." Employed casting couch and casting kneepads to break into Hollywood, and starred in at least one porn-film pre-stardom. Many famous stars began their career in pornography, Marilyn Monroe being one of the greatest examples, who when financially stable declared she no longer had to gratify the sexual demands of studio executives. A pornographic short film of Hollywood legend Marilyn Monroe recently surfaced in Spain. This grainy black-and-white footage was made in 1947 when Monroe was 21. The American Film Institute, though has denied reports from Spain that it had authenticated the 50-year-old pornographic film purportedly showing Hollywood legend Marilyn Monroe engaging in a sexual act. As early as 1944 Marilyn Monroe was in Los Angeles modeling and acting and in 1949 posed nude for Tom Kelley in a series of photographs that would later galvanize her image as a sex symbol and fuel her rise to fame. The late 1940's was a difficult time for Monroe, having lost her 20th Century Fox contract in 1946 she allegedly returned to less reputable means of making money to support herself. According to FBI files turned up by The Smoking Gun, Joe DiMaggio once tried to purchase a "French-type" movie ( 1948 ) of "Marilyn Monroe, deceased actress, in unnatural acts with an unknown male." Endured repeated rapes and forced "casting floor" - oral sex. Often was ****ed up during shooting ( by the way, there is another version of her bio: Marilyn!Was!NEVER!Forced!To!Have!Sexual!Relations!With!ANY!Of!Her!Casting!Directors! She!Wasn't!Helpless!Or!Victimized!By!Fame! She!LOVED!Being!Celebitchy ! ). Hollywood's biggest slut. Drunk and drug abuser. "Thirty-something" ( 32 ) abortions over the years.
...'His Fair Lady' always wore long white gloves up to her shoulders, while sucking John F. Kennedy's @#%$...
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"The most expensive courtesan since Mme de Pompadour." Vain, arrogant, unpleasant dame.
She was elegance personified. And she was famous for giving the best blow-jobs in cine-world. Stars memoirs such as Gary Cooper, Gregory Peck, David Niven, Roger Moore, Sean Connery and many others all tell how really good in the "art of fellatio" Princess Grace was. At the same time she was a real 'Ice Queen' - very cold and distant. The stunning lady and the rampant sexual predator: just what every man wants - a super-glamourous @#%$. Either Gary Cooper or Spencer Tracy had a quote to that effect: "She's another one who seemed so icey you'd never imagine she'd even THINK about guys that way !" ...But ended it with: "...until she dropped her pants..." She @#%$ and she sucked but kept the fact so secret that Rainier thought he was getting a young Roman Catholic Virgin. I am sure she put him right on their honeymoon night. I once read, that when she slept with Oleg Cassini, she would get out of bed realy early because she had to go to Sunday morning mass at church. Then she's rush back to his place, get naked and come back to bed. 'The American Princess' literally slept with every hollywood celebrity she came in contact with. Quite a few serious historians of cinema have mentioned that she basically "screwed anything that moved". Alfred Hitchcock's remark is legendary: "You've heard the story of the starlet so dumb she had sex with the screenwriter to advance her career ? Well, Grace Kelly was so stupid she had sex even with MY screenwriter."
"The world's most exciting animal". A notorious habitue of the casting couch, who coined the now-famous line, while on the set of a stinker movie as her career started to wane: "Who do I have to blow to get OUT of this picture ?.." Abortress.
First to be known as an enabler of a "sexual deviant". A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, told me an interesting story about Madam Kennedy. Apparently, she's quite "The Professional Fellatrix from High Society" ( fellatrix, fellatrice - @#%$ ) ! If Jackie gave you a blowjob, your dick would roam the earth healing the sick and performing miraculous acts of wonder ! Won't actually do penetration with anyone, but will suck virtually anyone's wang, as long as he's famous or soon to be ! She also had some sort of anal fetish. All of it gives her some potential competition for "Most Fascinating Slut Of The Decade" !
Blowjob-queen. According to Kitty Kelley's biography, the future First Lady "was renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex." Back when she was Nancy Davis, the actress reportedly went down on many an actor "not only in the evening but in offices. That was one of the reasons that she was very popular on the MGM lot." Peter Lawford also said She Gave The Best Head In Hollywood.
"And God Created Kept Woman". Paramour ( fancy woman ) and pornomodel since 14 y.o. Racist with the taste to "black meat": @#%$ Jimmy Hendrix. Presumably, zoophilic.
A tripple of prefame, rare, acquired from a private collector photos of her open @#%$ and clear @#%$ lips shots ):
Into young boys in leather. Abortress.
Before becoming a star, she was famous amongst Rome prostitutes' johns, as a say, 'Oral Specialist'. At Least that's what Roman grandads claim. Actually, Roman people suffered from hunger after The World War 2, and many girls couldn't find anymean to fill their stomachs other than prostituting themselves. It may have been the case of La Loren. I've got this confidence from a friend of mine, who is an old times actor Gianni Ridolfi's brother ( do you remember that guy in "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow", who played the role of the kid, who fell in love with prostitute Sophia, but had to give up for becoming a priest ? ).
Was a hooker when she first arrived in Hollywood. Did porno in the late 70's.
Made a farm movie. When my ex-wife was researching various Hollywood legends she came across on about the candid porn film that Roger Vadim did staring his one time wife Jane Fonda. This was during the time when they were cruising the Strip for teenybopper hippie girls to share their bed for a night. TMALSS Jane supposedly made an appearance with some sort of canine entity filmed at a "farm" somewhere north of the city. I don't know what to say about this except, "submissive women, ya gotta love em."
Slut during her early years as an actress. 'Prima donna wanna-be'. Cokehead.
"Very nice woman. As down to earth as can possibly be expected." Acted in porn before starring in "10".
Worked as a high-dollar lay in her youth.
Graceful ex-wife to Kenneth Branagh. Slut. Formerly linked with Anthony Hopkins & Jonathan Pryce. For some years tested Stephen Fry's celibate gay status by parading naked in front of him. Slut. Screwed a ton of costars, possibly including Denzel Washington. Slut. Closet case as well. Keeps hinting about her desire for women, but having a problem fending off her co-stars. Slut. Despite ego clash, ex-husband Branaugh got tired of being cuckholded and having to read about it. Slut.
Turned tricks as a teenager. Participated as an extra in a pre-fame porno. Has a torture chamber in her basement that would make the Marquis de Sade blush. Likes S/M, leather, chains, handcuffs and also shocking the people by walking in low-cut dress with a four-letter word written in bright red lipstick on her cleavage.
Contemptible woman. It's also rumored that she was Deep Throat. No, Linda Lovelace was in the MOVIE. And Ms. Sawyer is rumored to be The Real Life Deep Throat...
Catherine Zeta Jones
"Catherine Zeta Jones on casting couch for penury: end of the line for talented thespian ?" - by Stowbury
"Catherine Zeta Jones is an ex-filmstar who will never land a major role again after a long-suppressed family secret was unfortunately revealed. Persistent dark mutterings in the Mumbles concerning a murky incident that took place in the Swansea suburb almost 36 years ago have finally reached the poolsides of Beverley Hills after Mr and Mrs Prattle, former close friends and neighbours of the star's parents, took a trip to LA for a golden anniversary tour of the dream factory and spilled the beans.Details of a shameful episode that occurred in a terraced house overlooking the quay in December 1968 have spread like the clap, conjuring up a vivid storyboard of unsavoury images in the listeners' minds.Just after 10pm on the night in question Mr Dai Jones, confectioner, turned off the lights in the back parlour and retired upstairs to join his eager wife Pat in the marital bed. After a brief interlude of foreplay the lawfully wedded couple assumed the missionary position and commenced ritual thrusting unimpeded by contraception of any kind. Mr Jones brought the affair to a satisfactory conclusion, rolled off his accommodating spouse and was soon snoring contentedly.The shocking tale bore almost no resemblance to the sanitised version peddled for years in the fanzines of a drug-laced wife-swapping binge with the Zetas, culminating in a four-in-a-bed romp between the Joneses and their outrageously fertile guests. But the Prattles were adamant. "There were never any Zetas down our end of town," they insisted.There was only one inference to be drawn. The Welsh movie queen's glittering Hollywood reign was based on a false prospectus. A nagging sense of deja vue descended on the coke-laden community. Back copies of Tinsel Tattle were passed around between snorts as producers and casting directors sought out the original porky, circulated at the time of the starlet's rise to prominence in the early nineties, in which rampant Greek seaman Mateo Zeta, on shore leave from the SS Stasis, had swept gymslip ingenue Pattie Jones offher feet in a whirlwind bonk on the quayside. That story too was discredited when records came to light that the Stasis had been undergoing repair in dry dock in Piraeus at the time of the alleged amorous encounter.Ten years on, could an even better fairy-tale be unearthed to avert another crisis and save the star's plummeting career in the nick of time? Frantic agents clutched at a promising rumour of incest before realising too late it didn't suit the purpose, and with a final press release that their client was probably "toast", disappeared out the back door.At a charity dinner hastily arranged to give the defunct actress a decent send-off the ever gracious Tom Hanks, co-star of her last vehicle, spoke for everyone when he said of the washed-up Welsh diva "All her star quality was packed into that one phenomenal crowd-pleasing attribute. Without it she's the pits." There was a murmur of dissent amongst the assembled glitterati. "More like the kiss of death!" one of them called out. "Box office poison on legs!" suggested another. Michael Douglas sat with head bowed, checking his pre-nuptials before slinking out to file for divorce.With betrayed fans and film-makers demanding their money back, and no apparent insurance against the loss of her asset, Catherine Jones will need to find a new source of income soon.Careers adviser Beryl Dross sketches out the options for the lumpen Welsh has-been: "Cosmetics consultant at Boots in Merthyr Tydfil at ?16,000 per annum plus perks, a return to seaside vaudeville in the Mumbles at up to ?800 a month in season plus cockles, or a complete change of gear and a move to downtown LA, with potential earnings of 200 grammes a month and a free aids test, as the low-budget porno-thespian art-house whore Z (the artiste formerly known as Catherine Zeta Jones)."
Yes, Gillian has a porno past. I've seen Gillian going down in hardcore videos. The titles are: "Seymour Butts", "Up & Cummers" and "Amateur Girls". Checked it out and yes it was Gillian doing the dirty deeds. GA would have had to have been 24 years old when the first "Up & Cummers" came out. But !.. Well according to "The Unofficial X-Files Companion" ( N.Genge ) she started the "X-files" Pilot when she was 24, but her agents lied to the producers and aged her at 27, so there's every possibility she did those vids to get $$ ( the book does say she was strapped for cash ). It's time the world knew Gillian's promiscuous past !
Can be had, if you've got the money. She is being questioned as well over the rumour that she was being paid around 500,000 pounds to sleep witha Saudi prince obsessed with her "statuseque proportions" ( most will know that the long-legged Nielsen is Danish, so, there is a joke in Hamlet's Kingdom: "What is the difference between Brigitte Nielsen and the Eiffel Tower ?" The answer: "It has been rumoured that there were more men going up the Eiffel Tower" ). Nielsen ( naturally ) denied very hotly, claiming that she had not taken a part in a 12 hour marathon at a south of France hotel. Hmm...
Got her part in "Showgirls" on the casting couch. Formerly with Paul Verhoeven - the "Showgirls" director.
Employed casting couch to get the chance to make the follow-up album.
"Blew her way to a contract".
Grace Lee Whitney ( Yeoman Rand on the original "Star Trek" series )
Became a prostitute in San Francisco after she left the show, supposedly, because of her drinking.
David Hasselhof's wife was a high-class Hollywood hooker, who had sex with so many stars that she was nicknamed 'Galaxy'.
Julie Downtown Brown
Was a prostitute when she first came to NYC.
Knowing that ALL these stars, off screen, were/are 100% whores, - is scaring !..
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I remember seeing a Japanese magazine with nude pics of Joan inside. They were close ups with white clouds over the pudenda for modesty's sake, but they all were Joan exactly.
They say the WHORE BUSINESS is the BEST BUSINESS... Here's something that most men really don't understand. Women do not view giving blowjobs to the boss to get a promotion as degrading. You don't understand the meaning of the word "degrade" if you think that these women feel degraded by this. First of all, women instinctively use sex to acquire resources. In other words, sex is not just orgasm to women, it's a tool used to advance survival. Why is anyone here denying this ? Therefore, the only way to truly degrade a woman is to force her to have sex with you and she gets NOTHING in return. As long as she gets something in return which serves her ego she will never feel bad about what she has done. Also, don't forget that women live very much in the moment. They can do something completely wild and yet they've already forgotten about it the next week. So the secretary who gives the boss a blowjob and gets a huge pay raise has already starting showing off her wealth to her friends and making them jealous. This is all that really matters to women, petty Status contests... Does she sit and cry because she knows that she gave head to get that new fur coat ? Of course not !!! Sex acts really don't mean that much to women. This again is because Status is more important to women than sexuality. There is currently a top CNN Headline News anchor who got started in the business giving blowjobs to management... There is another long time Veteran MSNBC anchor who did the exact same thing... The Fox News Channel has one too... There is nothing the least bit unusual about a Boss getting his secretary to suck @#%$. She was prone to that behavior from the beginning because he held all of the cards and she of course was Status-hungry which most women are. You could approach a female Biology major at Harvard and if you offered her $5 million dollars to get ****ed by a goat, she would do it... Feminism and all of this phony intellectual pride that today's women claim to have just isn't real, women are up for sale 365 days a year and that is why they get no respect. ...However, there IS a porno movie out there somewhere. Marilyn was in London in '61, with Arthur Miller, doing a studio PR visit, and via her friend, Lady Dymphna Shagwell, met George Harrison Marks, London's soft-porn king...who did hardcore at weekends on special order. Marilyn and Dymphna did a movie for him. I know, I was there, helping GHM and the infamous Dr. Stephen Ward make the film ! "I don't mind, I've done dozens of movies for the studio bosses and the mafia, one more is no big deal." She didn't like doing it, but they forced her, sometimes drugged her and filmed her with various filmstars and politicians etc... I used to spar with Frank Sinatra at Henry Cooper's gym, and thus know that a copy was taken to the USA by Peter Lawford to show various powerful friends of his. Frank didn't like it either, but had to grunt and bare it as this sort of thing was rife. He liked Marilyn and felt sorry for her, she was alone and had no backup to hold off the wolves. I think the movie is still in the hands of powerful people. Would be nice to see it, I can assure you it was a really good one ! I found her a nice person, nothing like 'the studio Monroe image' she was forced to play. She was so nice I would have gladly wedded and bedded her, given the chance !..
I was listening to the Stern show about a 4 weeks ago, and he kept raving about Teri Hatcher. He would play this tape over and over of her laughing in a rather coy and sensous manner. Anyway, he made mention of some film that she had done. He made it sound like it was a Porno ( than again, with him - everything is pornographic ). He said that he gets about 15 faxes a day asking for the name of that film, and every NewYorker wants this porn. I think, he said, the name was "Sensuous". I'm not sure... If someone is in New York, I think you can call the Stern offices and get the video's name. Apparently everybody watches it. Also My roomamte said he heard about it in an older Penthouse magazine. Supposidly she was only in one movie and it costs around $60. I would imagine it was done in the early 80's.
Did hardcore before "Lois and Clark". By searching for Teri Hatcher on the Web you will find some amazing photos of XXX-standard. The closest thing to a Teri Hatcher porn flick is a censored nude bedroom scene she did in the cut version of "Cool Surface". Vidclips from this get posted regularly in the binaries newsgroups.
- These rumours about GA doing porno from age 17... Is there any truth in them ? Or just another sick weirdos joke ? We knew GA when she was 17 and she did not do any porno movies.
- Well, we knew GA when she was 18 and she DID do pornos. She was in "Up & Comers", "Seymour Butts", "Amateur Girls" and some lesser known titles. Hey, she needed the money, her acting wasn't cutting it.
Whore. An Attention whore. Whore thinks she much more talented than she is. The whore, who imagines she's a great singer and dancer, when in reality she's just average ( whore ). And this whore thinks she's a great actress when she's just slightly above average ( whore ). Gold-digging whore. I don't think Catherine Zeta-Moans could have gotten any wealthy young man. She was used goods, and most good men don't want that type of woman to be the mother of their children no matter how beautiful she is. God knows what kind of incurable sexual diseases Michael Douglas has, but Catherine doesn't care, as she "horizontal-bopped" probably the richest man in Hollywood. "Mucho" money is one less thing for her to worry about ( a sexual disease that she probably acquired from Michael is secondary ). Whore, willing to **** anyone in Hollywood willing to give her a boost up the ladder. Whore gets wet every time she thinks of goats ( exepting her old goat husband ). A conniving whore with a simple-minded rich fool who's poweless to her wiles. Douglas seems to be using her as his fountain of youth. There were lots of publications and messages over the last year stating that she really isn't 31 but is really in her 41. Given that her father is 64, her mother is 66, and she isn't their oldest child. She is a high priced whore getting a pre-numpt worth something like 5 million per year, a whore by any other name. The rumor is that they've been fighting like cats on their honeymoon, and they are now getting a divorce. According to the pre-nup, she will receive $2.8 million for every year they are married in the event of a divorce. Doesn't that seem like prostitution ? $2.8M per year, $100 per hour... Publicity whore. When someone is as big a publicity whore as she is, she runs the risk of being abused by the same johns who once paid the highest price for her. I have no sympathy for her or her fake marriage or life. This is what she wanted, she did everything she could to become a "star", and now she is. But it would be better to say "starstitute", because last year me and a bunch of buddies of mine drove to Pahrump, NV, a small town out in the middle of the Nevada desert about 60 miles west of Las Vegas, to go check out the world famous Chicken Ranch, a legal brothel. A friend of mine really wanted to go check it out, so we decided to humor him and hopped into our car and drove out there. So we get there, and it's a nice enough place, quiet area, just a couple of structures surrounded by desert and farmland. We ring the doorbell, and they buzz us in. There were about five of us altogether. So we walk in, and we sit down in their plush lobby area, then like, 6 or seven scantily clad girls walk out. To be honest with you, I was expecting really nasty, skanky looking whores, but these girls all looked like fashion models ! One of them was...are you ready ?..Catherine Zeta-Jones ( !?! ), the other one... Charlize Theron ( !?! ), and the third one... Zeta Jones's countrywoman Kate Winslet ( !?! ) !.. Of course in wigs, of course in "battle-makeup" and with fake tattoos all over their bodies !.. But it were them !!! Without any doubts !!! I couldn't believe my eyes !!! THESE WERE HOOKERS ?!? So my friend, the one who was curious about the place, picks Cathy, and some of us, who had money, picked the others... I did not avail of their services myself for two reasons: I guess deep down inside me there was a little part that said it was morally wrong to partake in the services of a prostitute, and I did not have enough money... Universally regarded as a bitch. Not as beautiful as everybody says - claiming she's got a "piggy nose" and "puffy eyes." Okey... Listen, she is beautiful, but she needs to get that mean, nasty, bitchy, look out of her eyes !.. Smokes too much. Rumors a pack and a half a day. Wait till that ages her skin even more. Give it a few years, she'll be a junkie whore who couldn't blow her way into a movie. ...Oh yeah !.. - WHAT A WHORE !..
A true, bonafide slut ! Knocked-Up Before Marriage. Was a *huge* groupie back in the day. Rumoured to have been a *sucker* for Lenny Kravitz. She's slept and blown half of Europe. The other half of Europe knows about her trampy ways. No one could come right out and say Vanessa is a whore which is what she is !..
Better to say 'Lil Cum'. Had gotten wasted during the concert and had to go to the hospital to have her stomach pumped and with the diagnosis 'spermtoxication'. No joke ! Was passed out on stage, taken to the hospital and siphened from within her stomach 12 ounces of fresh semen, enough to fill a pint glass. A mug of sperm !..
Has such a problem having kissing scenes in her movies. How can it be ? The "oral-fault-complex" which she has acquired on the casting couches ?.. "I've been taking it into my mouth, so, don't kiss me, please !.." - ?.. But after sucking the producers's cocks on bollywood castings and after being a complete whore, who got used to take her clothes off, this slutty slut, who probably very good at animal sex, refuses to do the same on hollywood casting auditions !?! But lets beg Heff to make her an offer she cant refuse. ...Had sex with Salman Khan, after him with Vivek Oberai, and now trying to sleep wit Amithabh's son Abishek Bachchan. Bitch.
A call girl in the 90s and former high priced escort babe. Charlie Sheen rescued her from Heidi Fleiss' harem. She had no talent except giving sloppy blow jobs to cast directors and agents before meeting Charlie. He picked her up off the streets ( literally ) and gave her credibility. Unfortunately, it was the type of credibility that comes with STD's & open sores in the inside of her mouth. Never denies being an ex whore because if she sued someone she would have to admit in court that she was in fact an ex employee of Heidi Fleiss. She it out of work...maybe she should go back to what she knows. Her tawdry past is catching up to her. Devious and crazy, but looks hot. Even Bret Michaels who dated Denise, says she is a slutty, immoral person. Not even an actress - just a B-film bimbo who got lucky to be naked in a few movies. Maybe she should switch to porn ?.. Well, with no decent job prospects, the only option the ex-prositute has, is going back to the street corner...
"The Cinema of Denise Richards" - by Chad
Can you handle Denise Richards?
"I wasnt surprised when I saw Denise Richards standing in a slip with the word trap written beside her box. While she has a big smile and even bigger fake breasts, shes so devoid of talent that the existence of an acting career is nothing short of bewildering. She suffers from what Ive come to know as the Tyra Banks syndrome, where shes attractive right up until the moment she speaks. You can almost hear the air escaping Denise Richards vacant head with every word that thoughtlessly drifts through her @#%$-smoking lips, proving a Hollywood career is available to anybody sexy and sleazy enough. Despite film failure after failure, her career still continues to grow, maintained only by her *cough* natural beauty and her willingness to whore her body to the general public.So shes acting skanky in a movie theatre: whats new about that?Youll notice that all the photos in this article are blatantly sexual. Fact is, I challenge one of you to find a photo where she isnt posing in a position that just begs to be ****ed good long and hard. Her tits are the focus of every picture, pointing at the sun as her nipples shine and shimmer through whatever wet piece of clothing she happens to still be dressed in. Denise Richards is the cinematic embodiment of stupid whore. Jealous of Snuffleupagus, Denise grew out the caterpillars above her eyes and wore a Fruit Loop colored 'do rag to make her look bright!!! Denise Richards, in typical Hollywood fashion, complains of being an ugly ducking while growing up. Ironically, she began a career of modeling at the age of fifteen. This confusion was cleared up long ago on Jay Leno, when her star was just beginning to shine a vacant grey
Leno: Nicknames, did kids tease you?
Richards: Oh, actually, in Junior High, my nickname was "Fish Lips".
Leno: Fish Lips?
Richards: Yeah, kids weren't very nice to me in Junior High, so...
Richards: I had big, fat lips. [Laughs]
HAD? Had big fat lips? Richards still has fish lips (although I still prefer the term @#%$-smoking), and lets be honest, those goo-guzzling chops have played center stage in acquiring acting work. Im willing to bet that those lips have sucked many a @#%$ and tea bagged more than a few horny producers. Or, perhaps shes placed the cast directors head in-between her breasts and shook her body side to side, winning jobs by knockout. Her ability to continue an acting career most certainly isnt dependant on her dramatic reading, as the following graphic which I blatantly stole clearly illustrates. Her first break came off a Seinfield episode, with Denise playing the 15 year-old daughter of a TV executive. Her importance in the episode was to have George and Jerry stare down her blouse. Score one up for the tits, and pigeonhole Denise as a pin-up bimbo for even in the beginning, exposing her body was the way to land acting work. So, when do I start? From there, Richards moved on to star in the B-movie classic train wreck I mistakenly watched on late-night television, Tammy and the T-Rex. Denise Richards plays the lead character Tammy, while a robotic T-Rex embodies the brain of her murdered boyfriend. The movie is intentionally ludicrous, but I thought the film would have carried much more validity if Denises brain was in the dinosaur as her brain mustnt be much larger than a walnut OMG!!!11 The film ends with Richards performing a striptease for her boyfriends brain after its been removed from the dinosaur and placed in a salad dish, establishing early on her tits and ass are for sale, but her acting in unmarketable. Our interests are acting, getting naked, and three-ways. CALL US NOW!! Skipping over her role in Starship Troopers because I simply didnt watch it, Denise Richards reputation as wackoff material was cemented with her appearance in Wild Things. The movie was billed as a crime/suspense/drama/thriller mishmash, but it quickly became known for one scene, and one scene only. Matt Dillion, Neve Campbell, and Denise Richards, all banging each others eyeballs out onscreen a three-way ****fest with Dillion licking booze off of Richards completely exposed breasts. The movie only avoided a porn rating by casting Kevin Bacon as a stumbling detective, whom attempted to solve exactly who was ****ing who. The development of muscle tissue on either side of Denises lips is clinically known as @#%$ suckers cramp. The answer, Mr. Bacon, is that it was us viewers that were ****ed. ****ed out of whatever we paid to see it, and ****ed out of two hours of our lives. But Im going to right the wrongs, doing my best to ensure no one else sits through Wild Things needlessly click here and here and here to see the orgy screen caps, Denise Richards nude and nipply. Theyre not safe for work, but if youre at home and horny, click those links and whack off. Ill wait. Honest. Go ahead Denise would want it this way. You can see her exposed without having to hear her talk after all, isnt that why shes been in all those men magazines? Like a rock! A mockumentary satire on beauty pageants (oops, I mean scholarship programs) entitled Drop Dead Gorgeous was the next film for Denise Richards, one that is often overlooked when mentioning her career. Why? Because not only was Denise Richards her normal bland self, but her mother in the movie was played by Kirstie Alley. That is one frightening family, a tag team from hell with each sporting annoying voices, strange looks, and all together just plain irritable personalities. Imagine my pleasure when I found out that their characters family name was none other than my own, Leeman. Hollywood, youre a dirty son of a bitch. The thought of Denise Richards taking my last name is nothing short of nauseating, and Id end my life before spending it waking up beside that IQ draining douchebag.All I want for Christmas is my two fake breasts. Seeing Denise Richards land a role in the James Bond flick The World is Not Enough wasnt much of a surprise: but having her play a Russian nuclear ****ing physicist named Doctor Christmas Jones was a huge insult to anybody watching the film. I wear shorts and a tank top," explains Denise, "it's more scientific looking." And it should surprise no one that she didnt even attempt to fake a Russian accent, as her dialogue was less sophisticated than a Garfield comic strip. Everything she did in this movie was wrong, expanding her suckitude to a whole new group of cinema viewers and proving that shes naturally untalented. Even while off screen, you can sense her stiffness and lack of grace merely by the lines she recites. Her presence made The World is Not Enough the most painful Bond movie to sit through ever thank God for the other Bond girl. Her only positive contribution to the film was filling out that scientific looking tanktop. Would the real Denise Richards ass please stand up? Most recently, Denise Richards played a role in Undercover Brother. Her ass on the front of the movie sleeve has caused more talk than the movie itself. In a recent press scrum, Denise revealed, That's not my ass, to be honest with you. It's a computer." I still dont understand what the big deal is: she obviously paid good money for the breast enhancement. Why complain when the studio did your ass for free? Despite all the hubbla surrounding her ass, it didnt stop her costume from being auctioned off on eBay for $360. The product description didnt mention if the computer ass was included. OMG HIGH CLASS THE SLIP REACHES PAST HER KNEES!!! If you were incredibly unlucky, you may have caught Denise Richards four episode stint on Spin City. Once again, her role was to add sexual interest to the show, done by kissing Heather Locklear onscreen. Off camera however, she began seeing Michael J. Foxs replacement Charlie Sheen, a recovering drug and sex addict. And now, two years later, the couple is married: expect to see them in a future Phony Couples Attack article Sheen will be hitting the bottle within days of the honeymoon. Shell suck everything out of him, from his mans milk to his will to live, destroying his faith in humanity and leaving him with nothing but a new found respect for his past drugging. Better him than me. Which one is a better actress? Im hoping that the future brings a wave of common sense. Just because a bunch of horny men want to be reincarnated as Denise Richards bicycle seat, doesnt mean we all should be subjected to her onscreen presence, or lack thereof. Given her career to date, its safe to say her next film faux-pas will likely be just as revolting, annoying, and skanky slutty sexy. Some things come and go, others last forever. Hey Snuffy, can you count to 3? OOOOOhhhhhhh ddddeeeeeaaaarrrrr."
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