The reason you didn't find an ADAM LOVE THREAD
is because we are not doing LOVE /HATE threads this year.
You have lost your right to start threads because you are a moron.
LOVE - Mr Slippery
Ode to Adam: Reasons to love the big guy (feel free to add to my list :) :
1. duh, he's paired with Sheila and so he gets automatic *sympathy love*
2. He's BAWler. C'mon!
3. He was busted for possession. Not for having like a joint or a baggie, we're talking impressive poundage.
4. He turned on a friend and partner in said drug bust to save his ass from a serious cornholio-tastic stint in the joint.
5. He pays for sex with "Geeshes"
6. He's a business man. I think he may actually manage Geeshes with whom other men pay to have sex. (Perhaps if that's the case he sexes up with Geeshes gratis )
7. He came into the house addicted to percoset, and yet this big, brave man quit cold-turkey despite having to deal with screamin' shrew Sheila
8. This ape (read #s 2-7 above if you need confirmation of the appropriateness of using the word ape) went to Parsons School of design.
9. He did a stint in french prison. "you learn french fast, buddy!"
10. A major designer (I can't remember the name, but it was a biggie - recognized it because I watch PR, dammit), chose him (and according to the baller, only one in America is chosen per year by said designer) as an apprentice. He went on to put out his own CLOTHING LINE that he, himself, the baller, designed!
11. If he wins BB, he's going to use part of the winnings to launch a "girls on girls" (if you're thinking porno & perverted, your mind's going in the right direction) clothing and accessories line featuring girl-on-girl pictorials. T-shirts, cups, mugs, waste cans. Yes, he said waste cans.
12. He works with retards. (Unbunch your panties PC Police. His word, not mine).
13. He came to BB ready to get busy, and he's not a picky guy. This charitable, loveable pervert would have been happy to get it on with a fat bitch who was ready to get nasty.
14. He was an ideaman on The Apprentice. The lemonaide stand bit? All him, Bay-bee.
15. He says whoo-aahs (for whore). For that alone I love him deeply.
16. When Natalie exclaimed she just wanted to have 'friends with benefits' sex with Mattie, and wouldn't get emotionally attached, Adam
replied "Yeah right. Get real. The guy sticks his dick in you, yer gettin' emotionally attached."
17. Jerks off to the Holy Bible
Sing it with me: Adam love!
