I'm just about ready to go on a killing spree if I keep seeing Survivor castways' names mispelled, so I'm gonna lay it out for you:
JonathAn It's spelled with an A people, an A. Remember, it's the first letter of the alphabet. A. As in "A, B, C.
A. I repeat A. like "apple", "adventure", "acorn". A. Remember that, A. A. The acronym for "Alcoholics anonymous"
isn't O.O as far as I remember. Did I mentionned it's spelled with a fucking A??
Cirie. I know her name makes it sound like it's spelt with an E, but it's not, it's just not, I'm very sorry,
but it's not. It's with an I. no E, just I. If you have trouble remebering it, tell yourself there's an I before and after the R. With an I, not E,
I. I repeat, I.
Ozzy. Yes, I know nicknames technically don't have proper spelling, but until proof of the contrary, Ozzy is
very much male. Thus Ozzie is not acceptable as it implies it's female. Have you ever heard of Ozzie Ozbourne? Me
neither. So why should it be any different for him? Y people, it's male, it's a Y. Y, Y, Y, not IE, Y, Y, simply Y. No arguing, just shut the fuck up
Y.
So not that I have brought this to your attention, there is no longer any excuse to mispell these names. Ami and Stephenie both have a weird way of spelling
their names and yet I've barely seen any of you making mistakes with them. Christ, even Parvati is usually spelled correctly! So if you still mispell the
preceding names, I will make it my personal mission to track you down, cut your balls off, throw them in a blender and make you drink them. (Except of course
for the following posts in which people will obviously mispell them on purpose to try to piss me off.)
(FTO does not apply)
