Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Sucks
Not a poster was stirring, not even the n00bs (stupid fucks).
The threads were locked by Trixie with care,
In hopes that Mr. Slippery soon would be there.
The ghosties were nestled all snug in Rudy's bed,
while visions of new accounts danced in his head.
And SA in the nude, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down after exchanging the clap.
When out in the Sucks forum there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from SA's handcuffs to see what was the matter.
Away to the thread I flew like a flash,
And on the keyboard my coffee did splash.
NC posted of chop of buttsecks with Pencake,
And all of Sucks was convinced it wasn't a fake.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
SIG posted a similar chop of sex with a...another dude.
With a huge fucking gasp, so forceful and loud,
I knew in a moment it came from the crowd.
More rapid than eagles all the n00bs they came,
And SuperJude arrived and he began, to each one of them, flame!
"Now febretard! now, cesternino romo! now, Jack Tourette and TA!
On, madhackviper! On, Supamneo! On, Empleonumeros uno and dos!
To the room of Saw! To the middle of a busy highway!
Juggle some chainsaws! FOAD! Drink battery acid! GO AWAY!"
As the n00bs were thus flamed and began to finally die,
The ghosties came out, so SJ gave them a try.
He put Rudy, Osten Carty, TA, and CG in a box,
Then he threw in a grenade filled with AIDS pox.
And then, as Riliss hoped, I heard from Christ Jon
That all of the n00bs and ghosties were finally gone.
As I cried te.ars of joy, and was turning around,
Down from the Rathaus Anti came with a bound.
He was cynical and sarcastic, like most of the gaes,
And proclaimed that today was one of his favorite days.
A bundle of YukuSupporters he flung on his back,
And Wyl looked like a crack head, as Anti opened his pack.
Wyl's eyes-how they were bloodshot! his lips how dry and cracked!
His ears were bleeding, his nose fugged up from the crack!
His drooling little mouth was deformed like a 'tard,
And it was rumored he gave head for crack rocks, how hard.
The stump of TiT's hidden penis tucked tight 'tween her legs,
Was spoiled and rotten and smelled like old eggs.
SA and blondemss, secretly wanting jizz in their belly,
Rolled around naked in a bowlful of jelly!
MrVejas was chubby and plump, a Ukranian old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me notice that the Mafia would shoot me dead.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And pulled out Mogul's cock and gave it a jerk.
And laying his head right under McWolcott's nose,
QB couldn't hold it until she swallowed and he had to explode!
This took me an hour to write, so I'm sorry if you were snubbed,
Maybe sometime in the next year you could give me a rub'n'tug.
But now that this shit's done, it's time to say bye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now FUCK OFF AND DIE!"
Not a poster was stirring, not even the n00bs (stupid fucks).
The threads were locked by Trixie with care,
In hopes that Mr. Slippery soon would be there.
The ghosties were nestled all snug in Rudy's bed,
while visions of new accounts danced in his head.
And SA in the nude, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down after exchanging the clap.
When out in the Sucks forum there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from SA's handcuffs to see what was the matter.
Away to the thread I flew like a flash,
And on the keyboard my coffee did splash.
NC posted of chop of buttsecks with Pencake,
And all of Sucks was convinced it wasn't a fake.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
SIG posted a similar chop of sex with a...another dude.
With a huge fucking gasp, so forceful and loud,
I knew in a moment it came from the crowd.
More rapid than eagles all the n00bs they came,
And SuperJude arrived and he began, to each one of them, flame!
"Now febretard! now, cesternino romo! now, Jack Tourette and TA!
On, madhackviper! On, Supamneo! On, Empleonumeros uno and dos!
To the room of Saw! To the middle of a busy highway!
Juggle some chainsaws! FOAD! Drink battery acid! GO AWAY!"
As the n00bs were thus flamed and began to finally die,
The ghosties came out, so SJ gave them a try.
He put Rudy, Osten Carty, TA, and CG in a box,
Then he threw in a grenade filled with AIDS pox.
And then, as Riliss hoped, I heard from Christ Jon
That all of the n00bs and ghosties were finally gone.
As I cried te.ars of joy, and was turning around,
Down from the Rathaus Anti came with a bound.
He was cynical and sarcastic, like most of the gaes,
And proclaimed that today was one of his favorite days.
A bundle of YukuSupporters he flung on his back,
And Wyl looked like a crack head, as Anti opened his pack.
Wyl's eyes-how they were bloodshot! his lips how dry and cracked!
His ears were bleeding, his nose fugged up from the crack!
His drooling little mouth was deformed like a 'tard,
And it was rumored he gave head for crack rocks, how hard.
The stump of TiT's hidden penis tucked tight 'tween her legs,
Was spoiled and rotten and smelled like old eggs.
SA and blondemss, secretly wanting jizz in their belly,
Rolled around naked in a bowlful of jelly!
MrVejas was chubby and plump, a Ukranian old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me notice that the Mafia would shoot me dead.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And pulled out Mogul's cock and gave it a jerk.
And laying his head right under McWolcott's nose,
QB couldn't hold it until she swallowed and he had to explode!
This took me an hour to write, so I'm sorry if you were snubbed,
Maybe sometime in the next year you could give me a rub'n'tug.
But now that this shit's done, it's time to say bye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now FUCK OFF AND DIE!"
