Now that she's back to terrorise OT Yuku, some helpful tips to keep the collateral damage to a minimum:
1) Do not make eye contact.
2) Pee before you sit and post, lest you wanna sop up the mess.
3) Never ever let her see you sweat.
4) Give her lots of hugs and kisses.
5) Ask to be her friend.
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Posts: 24392 (12/22/07 2:41 PM) Registered user |
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khnum |
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Posts: 15949 (12/22/07 2:42 PM) Registered User |
i can't stop laughing
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buried out back |
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Posts: 1830 (12/22/07 2:42 PM) |
Pie, even at Christmas, you find the time to take care of us.
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Posts: 24393 (12/22/07 2:43 PM) Registered user |
I wanna make sure everyone has a safe holiday season.
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Posts: 6477 (12/22/07 2:45 PM) Nobody reads me.
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6.) She loves being called jukey or jukalicious.
7.) Never touch the hair. 8.) Make sure to make lots of clown references. 9.) Don't make fun of her big nose. She's sensy. 10.) She loves seeing baby pictures. (animals and infants) |
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 17373 (12/22/07 2:47 PM) Registered User |
for all I care the bitch can eat some motherfucking snow
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Posts: 527 (12/22/07 2:47 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
pie123452001 wrote: After reading posts by her and about her last night, I'd already figured out 1 & 3. I appreciate tip #2, thanks. I don't think I'm gonna
follow tips 4 & 5. I think you posted those to watch the amusing fall-out later.
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Posts: 24394 (12/22/07 2:47 PM) Registered user |
Note to self:
Stock up on :bonbons |
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 17374 (12/22/07 2:49 PM) Registered User |
I wouldn't let her near me even if she fell threw my front door in the middle of a snowstorm.
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Posts: 122 (12/22/07 3:02 PM) |
Now you've gone and disappointed ole Madge. I thought this uberjuke was a new feller.
I sparkled up Fort Bushy and everything. |
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Howie mace retraction |
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uberJuked = Rabbit
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 17376 (12/22/07 3:05 PM) Registered User |
Little early in the day to be hitting the laced eggnog, ain't it Madge?
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Posts: 1811 (12/22/07 3:13 PM) ...In A Vapor Trail |
I'm with you Angela.... What a useless wrinkeld up hag. That shtick is old, dirty, rotten, stinky, and pathetic. I never even knew of that trollop before
last night, and already I can tell how stupid he/she/it truly is....
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khnum |
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Posts: 15960 (12/22/07 3:17 PM) Registered User |
a newbie takes on juked every year and yet it's still funny
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Bawdy Madge |
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Posts: 124 (12/22/07 3:17 PM) |
Not everyone wants to sail on ole Madge's Twatlantic Ocean, palooka. You must be a piccolo player.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 17380 (12/22/07 3:40 PM) Registered User |
but you will let any guy lay pipe in you right.
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The Virgin Murray |
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Posts: 692 (12/22/07 3:50 PM) |
This kinda reminds me of when Vince Delgato announced his return with great fanfare.
I hope Merkyl is more impressed with this Juked person. |
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Posts: 15387 (12/22/07 3:51 PM) |
Nobody ever goy their ass kicked like Vince did at the hands of Merkyl.
It was a sight to behold. |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 7606 (12/22/07 4:06 PM) Registered user |
Does Juked like cookies? I made a fresh batch.
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star jumper |
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Posts: 29378 (12/22/07 4:09 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
cookies are for fatties.
Fig Newtons is where it's at. |
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Posts: 7607 (12/22/07 4:13 PM) Registered user |
cookies are for fatties. Thank you Richard Simmons. Doesn't she like being called "Sugarbooger" too? |
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