Host Jeff Probst: Last week on Mark Burnetts new hit series Survivor Bloopers, or scenes we never showed you while the show was on, a real life Survivor Princess and her cohort returned to the game in Survivor: Guatemala . Stephenie and Bobby Jesus aka Bobby Jon.
Stephenie fit right in with her new tribe Yaxha
But Bobby Jon seemed to have difficulty adjusting to his new tribe.
BJ: Guys, lets get ready to go. I think I figured this thang out if we follow the big S that means we are a goin towards Survivor
Jim: That means were going South you nitwit.
BJ: South, okay Guys, listen up . Guys?
Danni: Wow ladies Mayan beads and trinkets we need those. Here guys load your selves down with all this heavy gear. We girls got other stuff to carry.
Cindy: Ya pack it up and run like Seabiscuit guys, well help if you need it not!
Margaret: Dont worry if you get sick or hurt Ill fix you right up.
Later Stephenie was soaking up a well earned victory.
Stephenie: Yey I did it with a little help from you guys too of course. Uh Bri, Dear hands my Idol or Ill give you a royal facial.
Meanwhile series Star Jeff Probst was having his own trouble with the new cast at Tribal Council.
Jeff: Tribal Council is serious stuff guys. You dont do arm pit farts, Jim. Bobby Jon stop pulling lint out of your navel. And I know I said Bobby Jon and Steph were tools to use, but you dont write I want BJs 9 inch tool on a ballot.
Join us this week as .
Yaxha wins the RC thanks to great leadership, but our heroine may still be left with something unpalatable to eat:
Gary tries to withhold his true identity
Rest of Yaxha: Landscaper, Gary? You say youre in landscaping? Ya right, what do you say when you finish a big job?...... TOUCHDOWN!
.. and he isnt the only one hiding his past
Margaret: Nurse, they really think Im a nurse. Then again so did my husbands, rest their trusting little souls. Men are so dumb they just love Margos little potion. Thats right Blake keep drinking it down honey. MWAH HA HA HA!
Using her improvised gastric strategy, Danni grosses out Brian at the Immunity Challenge to help lead Nakum to the win.
And Stephenie uses her prior Survivor experience to guide the tribe in booting the most logical person.
Eenie, meenie, miney mo out goes Y-O-U
Come to Revere and make my day, Princess.
Join us next week as Brooke and Danni have it out:
Distance yourself from Bobby Jon you licentious harlot.