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Posts: 6291 (12/13/07 8:18 PM) Registered User |
ZombieLinda wrote:  Who told him that shirt collar would look good with a tiny knot and no suit jacket? Godammit- he was and is a shitty dresser.
95. Michael Laungani kthxcongrats!!!Who is this guy? I am completely drawing a blank. |
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Mega64 |
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Posts: 8323 (12/13/07 9:44 PM) Registered User |
I remember Michael now, sort of.
I remember his boot episode, anyway, though I don't remember anything else. I think he was PM against Lenny, too, but his team hated him or something. Yeah, season 5 has one of the most forgettable casts of any season. Leslie? Michael? Dan? Who are these fuckers? |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 11121 (12/13/07 10:06 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Michael came up with the idea of wearing bathrobes out in the middle of time Square or whatever while advertising something...
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Posts: 2085 (12/13/07 10:27 PM) kthxsubnic |
Trixiego wrote: GeneOkerlund27 was so confused and remembered naj making a list and because you moved it this is the first time ever GeneOkerlund27 chose The Apprentice on
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 867 (12/14/07 12:45 AM) |
89. Adam Israelov kthxcongrats!!!
Whiny kid who thought Clay was anti-semitic because he called him a tight ass. He may have been right but his whiny hysterics proved Clay right. I actually think I hated him more than Clay, but he gets bonus points because his picture looks like a Sim. 88. James Sun kthxcongrats!!! 
Frank's slightly more tolerable partner in crime, which says a lot about Frank considering James is mentally retarded and has Tourrette's syndrome. I don't know if I've ever been so disturbed by seeing someone with children. That poor girl's ears 
87. Jessie Connors kthxcongrats!!! 
I hated this bitch but I kind of forget why. She seemed so "special" and talked to fucking pigeons, then I think she set up Kristi or lied to her or something. Either way, HATE. 86. Kendra Todd kthxcongrats!!! 
Barf. One of the most boring winners of a reality show EVER, and that's saying a lot. She was INV1/UTR2 for the first 8 weeks or so, and then we found out why they hid her for so long. She was an unpleasant, ugly, monotonous, nettlesome HAG. People only like her because she was the only female winner in 5 seasons, but considering the rumors that she fucked her way to the top of her business, she may not be the best example of female business acumen (or is she?!) 85. Craig Williams kthxcongrats!!! 
What the hell? Just looking at this picture makes me hate him all over again. Smug idiot who made it too far over much more COLORFUL characters. :omarosa His feud with Kendra was dumb too. Though I hate her more, Craig still sucked. Tana was the one who came out looking like a class act through it all. MORE TO COME LATERZ! |
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 871 (12/14/07 1:33 AM) |
84. Randall Pinkett kthxcongrats!!!
We all know how the story goes. Randall was a shining star all season long and he blew it in the finale with his crazed APPRENTIIII!IIIII!II!I!I rant and denying the adorable, innocent white girl of a job. It caused more controversy than this show has ever seen and it brought out everyones inner racist, so he deserves a little credit, but still a despicable move. He should probably be lower actually. He also looked like a black Squidward. 
83. Lee Bienstock kthxcongrats!!! 
I hated Lee. Besides skipping half of the competition to celebrate Jewish holidays, I could never really place what it was. He was just annoying to me and his position in the final 2 was totally random and made it an even more obvious Sean win *gag* but lol @ his last name being beanstalk 82. Allie Jablon kthxcongrats!!! 
HUUUUUUGE undercover cunt this one was. She was a conniving, self important bulldog and grew more and more treacherous as the competition went on. 81. Alex Thomason kthxcongrats!!! 
He made the f4 yet I can't remember anything about him other than the fact that he pretended to like girl parts, so I'll include him here. 80. Roxanne Wilson kthxcongrats!!! 
She was pretty much the same thing as Allie, just not nearly as bad. This is probably a harsh rating but I never liked her even before their claws came out against the poor, beautiful Tammy. Truly overrated. Seeing them both get fired together was one of the best moments of the show for me, even if it meant d-bag Lee was in the finals. |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 11129 (12/14/07 2:39 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Alex IS A GOD.
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Mega64 |
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Posts: 8331 (12/14/07 11:33 AM) Registered User |
Jesus Christ, Naj, you have horrible taste in contestants. James, Kendra, and especially Randal would be high up for me.
That's it, I'm gonna have to do my own list now to counteract the horrible taste you have in apprentii. |
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 882 (12/14/07 11:43 AM) |
I've just never taken this show seriously so I don't care about competence. Insane people <3
Kendra and Randal were both boring assholes which had a lot to do with them getting hired. |
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Mega64 |
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Posts: 8332 (12/14/07 11:52 AM) Registered User |
You love insane people, yet you put fat Brian in the bottom of your list. How can you hate a guy who tells Trump to fire him and later takes it back?
Still <3 you, even if you have poor taste in contestants.
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Posts: 884 (12/14/07 11:54 AM) |
I put all the people I couldn't think of just looking at their names at the end to narrow the field down. <3
I remember him now though. He still sucked but would have been higher. His yo-yos and neon light necklaces <3
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Posts: 12399 (12/14/07 12:05 PM) Registered user |
Jessie and Lee <333
Both ranked way too low and would be in my top 20 for surez |
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Mega64 |
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Posts: 8337 (12/14/07 12:15 PM) Registered User |
Both ranked way too low and would be in my top 20 for surezI think you and I are the only people here who actually liked Lee.
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 887 (12/14/07 12:27 PM) |
79. Howie Greenspan kthxcongrats!!!
One of the better Martha contestants but still not good enough to be ranked any higher. 78. Bren Olswanger kthxcongrats!!!  
I did not like this Colonel Sanders pervert. 77-75. Josh Shaw/James Dillon/Mark Lamkin kthxcongrats!!! They made it this high because getting fired all at once and having to sit in the same taxi was laffotastic. I can't rank them any higher though since I can't even distinguish them from each other, but I do remember thinking they were all competent and would probably go far
74. Bethenny Frankel kthxcongrats!!! 
The same goes for her as far as being one of the better Martha people. She was merely an incompetent chef and annoying as hell, but it made her oddly endearing and made me root for her over the incredibly dull Dawna. 73. Angie McKnight kthxcongrats!!! 
I think she was popular around here so I may get shit for this again, but I didn't like this skunk-haired cunt either. Once again, it was so long ago and The Apprentice, so I can't really remember why. I feel like I might like her more if I saw it again, but oh wellers.
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Posts: 11134 (12/14/07 8:21 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Just seeing this list makes me wish I bought the bootlegged Apprentice seasons 1-5 overseas.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6295 (12/14/07 9:54 PM) Registered User |
ZombieLinda wrote:Excuse me, but Howie was HOT!!! And who could ever forget the homoerotic scene of Jim teaching him how to tie a Windsor Knot? 78. Bren Olswanger kthxcongrats!!!You didn't like his bold idea to make the Dove commerical about cucumbers and Gay Sex? 77-75. Josh Shaw/James Dillon/Mark Lamkin kthxcongrats!!!Josh was the one who kept calling out Marcus on his shit. Also, one of the 5 best-dressed candidates ever. Mark was the good ol' Southern Boy who went Dairy Drag for the Dairy Queen challenge. James used to be a college baseball-player or some shit. Also had dreamy eyes. 73. Angie McKnight kthxcongrats!!!Angie was a BABE and of all of the females ever on this show the one most-likely to turn SuitSnob straight. Plus she told that ACTUAL cunt "SHUT THE FUCK UP" in the back of the car. Gotta love her for that! |
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Posts: 6296 (12/14/07 9:56 PM) Registered User |
ZombieLinda wrote: Has there EVER been a candidate on any show as hateful as Lee? Such a sneaky, ass-kissing little smug bastard. |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 11140 (12/14/07 10:33 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Worst Final Two goat ever.
Can the Apprentice even have goats? Roxane would have crushed Sean had she not gotten into a bitchfest with that witch Allie. |
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Mega64 |
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Posts: 8344 (12/14/07 10:45 PM) Registered User |
Wow, the more I think about it, the more I realize how much season 5 sucked. Easily my least favorite season.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6300 (12/15/07 12:29 AM) Registered User |
But Season 5 was TAREK Season!!!
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