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Nely Galan |
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Posts: 3883 (12/02/07 10:55 PM) Registered user |
"Put that chin strap back on!"
She was the life coach on The Swan. She had zero credentials and was a gossip columnist before that. She is my second favourite after Omarosa. |
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Posts: 31 (12/02/07 11:43 PM) Registered user |
When I worked at a law firm during my first two years as a lawyer, she was one of the firm's clients that I did work for. She's actually pretty
bad-ass, and I can see her going pretty far, if not winning the whole damn thing. As a female producer in Spanish-language television, she's had to work
twice as hard to get where she is today. How she qualifies as a "celebrity" is beyond me, but I do know she can handle the crazy-ass situations
they're going to put her in. I'd look out for an all out bitch-fight between her and Omarosa, because those two are not going to get along at all!
MEOW! She was always very sweet to me whenever I did work for her, but she doesn't take shit from anyone. If Trump does fire her, she's going to be
jumping across that boardroom table and take Trump's balls with her as a souvenir.
NELY FOR THE WIN! |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6276 (12/03/07 12:24 AM) Registered User |
ApprenticeDerek wrote: Did she ever mention that your Fashion Sense SUCKS?!?!?!?!? |
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Posts: 32 (12/03/07 1:01 PM) Registered user |
No, but she did say that she was sorry for having to fire you as her fashion consultant because she kept catching you wearing her dresses.
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Posts: 821 (12/05/07 9:38 PM) |
At least Suity had the decency to keep his hands off her lingerie.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6283 (12/05/07 10:00 PM) Registered User |
(trying to imagine what would happen if Derek's disastrous fashion sense with suits was applied to Derek being a drag queen...)
(Scary, but not as bad as Derk in a suit..) |
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Posts: 6552 (01/12/08 1:22 AM) Registered User |
ApprenticeDerek wrote: Wow Derek...your predictions so far have been so ACCURATE!!! No WONDER you went so far on this show!!!! |
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Posts: 44 (01/12/08 10:22 PM) Registered user |
The show ain't over yet, bitch! Jenn and I were very friendly to each other in the first two episodes until later on when our claws came out and I wanted
that bitch dead for stealing my Trina Turk notes (Jenn, you're a whore for denying it! :). The Omarosa-Nely alliance may very well break apart in a massive
boardroom cat fight, only for them to reunite after a Kumbaya moment from which they are now good friends, just as Jenn and I did. Loves me some Jenn!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6563 (01/13/08 12:19 AM) Registered User |
Maybe Nely will tell Omarosa to "take a deep breath and imagine yourself bathed in white light" for which Omarosa will accuse her of
being...
 RACIST!!!!
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Meow All Day Long |
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Posts: 71 (01/13/08 2:45 AM) Registered user |
ApprenticeDerek wrote: FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NOTES!!! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 946 (01/13/08 8:00 AM) |
And here I am thinking that Derek and Jenn are good friends because Jenn lends Derek her red fuck-me high heels.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6567 (01/13/08 10:42 AM) Registered User |
Would this be a good time to bring up the fact that SuitSnob wrote Derek a 60-page treatise on WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR CRAP-ASS BUSINESSWEAR that he completely
ignored?
Signed, SuitSnob (Who is on Meow's side) |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 947 (01/13/08 11:15 AM) |
Suity, maybe he preferred reading something that wasn't scrawled with crayons all over the papers...
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 7131 (01/13/08 12:07 PM) Registered User |
or something that wasn't infested with crabs when he opened the envelope....
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Downpuppy |
Not just a life-coach, she owned them | ||
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Posts: 1462 (01/13/08 1:33 PM) Registered user |
Nely was the producer and in total control of The Swan. It was no accident that the basic criteria was how much the women managed to make themselves
look like Nely Galan.
It was also the worst scripted reality show ever. The thing simply repeated scenes over and over, in preview & recap, with nothing ever actually happening. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6622 (01/17/08 10:16 PM) Registered User |
After Nadia left, was Nely crying or was it just Botox leaking out?
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victalac |
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Posts: 651 (01/17/08 11:10 PM) Registered user |
Bad nose job. See how coarse her features are, and the huge Leno-esque chin. Compare that to her tiny nose, and you can see that something is plainly wrong
here. Like a Tom JOnes or Victoria Principal.
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Posts: 588 (01/17/08 11:18 PM) Registered user |
Nely is a natural beauty. I would love to wake up every morning beside her and being delighted to her fresh beautiful face.
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Posts: 464 (01/18/08 5:02 AM) Registered user |
Jen and Derek <3. Hope Nely brings the entertainment :)
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Posts: 526 (01/24/08 11:32 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 1588 (01/24/08 11:36 PM) Registered User |
The "star" escapes certain death yet again. <3
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