Uhhhh, then wouldn't that mean that she IS online? Like, duh. Your joke just bombed.
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Things TC Does When She's Not Online
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Posts: 2622 (10/31/07 6:13 PM) Registered user |
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 love like a bomb |
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Posts: 2356 (10/31/07 6:17 PM) Registered user |
Mocks the British... or anyone who walks by.
Insults people who say "Good morning" to her, telling them to shut up and let her enjoy her pessimism. Logs into the LLAB nic and posts... just kidding. |
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JEDGARPROBER |
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Posts: 1510 (10/31/07 6:40 PM) Registered user |
Lobbies the government to rent her cavernous maw for storage of nuclear waste in an effort to raise its pH to a positive number.
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love like a bomb |
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Posts: 2366 (10/31/07 6:41 PM) Registered user |
Asks the UN to start another country on her ginormous belly.
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 3802 (10/31/07 7:07 PM) Registered user |
While everyone is assuming TC's online, TC is probably having some dirty, raunchy, butt juice slanging sex right now.
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SS Magic Bones |
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Posts: 835 (10/31/07 11:10 PM) |
Re-writing the Bible based on her perception of it.
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 13002 (10/31/07 11:19 PM) Registered user |
Sucks on black sharpie Satan's cock.
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crazy1500 |
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Posts: 753 (11/01/07 1:45 AM) Registered user |
Listens to Britney Spears new album.
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TC |
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Posts: 8493 (11/01/07 5:10 AM) I Need A Clue
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JEDGARPROBER wrote: :lfb You really really need to stop dreaming about me, fatso. It's just not going to happen. Nice pussy-post though. :: shhhh...make.sure.she's.not.here....shhhh....ok.....coast is clear...I can post NOW!!! :: like some retarded overgrown commando. 
The rest of you are just creepy. |
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unpretentious username |
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Posts: 18704 (11/01/07 5:11 AM) |
awwwwwww, good creepy though, right?
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TC |
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Posts: 8495 (11/01/07 5:13 AM) I Need A Clue
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Well you, yeah.
Is it that fucking poppy day again ALREADY??? I've been here way too long. |
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unpretentious username |
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Posts: 18705 (11/01/07 5:16 AM) |
10 days out .... I promise I'll do something for yankee thanksgiving too.
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TC |
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Posts: 8496 (11/01/07 5:24 AM) I Need A Clue
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Baseball and turkey together might be a little much. Plus, they lost early. Why don't you just do REAL Thanksgiving instead.
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JEDGARPROBER |
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Posts: 1511 (11/01/07 7:59 AM) Registered user |
It's already been pointed out. You're never "not here." There's no other way to rack 200,000 useless posts.
If you got your deep-dimpled ass out of that chair your imaginary kid wouldn't have to eat dryer lint and lead paint chips because, "Momma can't take the time away from smoking ciggys and banging away on her computer in CAPITAL LETTERS to make me the generic mac and jack I love so much." |
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TC |
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Posts: 8539 (11/01/07 8:00 AM) I Need A Clue
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HI FATTY!!
It's nice that I DO have a kid. Instead of being ALONE, DATELESS, CHILDLESS and bound to die ALONE with only your dead mother's hanky to cling to. |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 2572 (11/01/07 8:02 AM) this won't end well.
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^also writes for hallmark when off line.
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GregBuisIsADick |
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Posts: 5274 (11/01/07 8:04 AM) Registered user |
I think it's awesome you won't die alone, TC. Any chance that well-attended event could happen, oh say, now?
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TC |
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Posts: 8544 (11/01/07 8:06 AM) I Need A Clue
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Ah...and the HOBBITSIGNAL flashes in the air!!!
REINFORCEMENTS. it's kinda funny that neither of you has the balls to go one on one with me. But, I guess I have to keep in mind that you are both deathly afraid of women and your known M.O. is to try to attack women you see as being weak or vunerable. How's that working out for the both of you??? |
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 22308 (11/01/07 8:07 AM) Registered user |
Ooooh, a pissing contest!
I think I'll make this my thread-du-jour. :geoduck |
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SlimeSlurp |
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Posts: 1211 (11/01/07 8:08 AM) Registered User |
This thread is shaping up nicely.
:Wavy Lays |
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
