You are clearly so excited at the thought of my female anatomy that your spelling has gone to the dogs. You better surrender your homo card, darling.
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Stephen Baldwin Christian Wanna-Be Hate Thread
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Posts: 2017 (10/23/08 10:10 PM) |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8731 (10/24/08 12:44 AM) Registered User |
Why isn't Todd Palin your new avi?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2019 (10/24/08 1:36 AM) |
Duh, I have an image to maintain, y'know.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8733 (10/24/08 2:03 AM) Registered User |
I'd rather see a naked image of Todd.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2022 (10/24/08 7:37 AM) |
Then why don't you do what you do best, i.e. send photos of you completely naked and using a strand of your pubic hair to floss your teeth to the object of
your obsession? If you're lucky, he'll want to know you better...
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8735 (10/24/08 11:42 AM) Registered User |
No. I am mad at him for ignoring the gift of cum-stained underwear I sent him. Not even a thank you note...I guess they don't have manners up there.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8735 (10/24/08 11:42 AM) Registered User |
No. I am mad at him for ignoring the gift of cum-stained underwear I sent him. Not even a thank you note...I guess they don't have manners up there.
This was a dupe, but I am so mad at Todd I am letting it stay posted twice. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2026 (10/24/08 8:57 PM) |
If you have asked me, I would have told you that sending underwear never work. Only fat housewives in love with Tom Jones or Clay Aiken are pathetic enough to
believe that anyone would want to get hold of their oversized underwear.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8741 (10/24/08 9:34 PM) Registered User |
At least you send cocktail sauce along with with to accompany the Crabs.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2028 (10/24/08 9:42 PM) |
Now, don't shortchange yourself. One of these days, someone will pick you over me. That guy will have to be deaf and blind, but still...
Keep holding on and keep sending those cum-stained grandfather boxer shorts of yours! |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8743 (10/24/08 10:53 PM) Registered User |
I'll take my chances that your average male homo will prefer me to a sour old whore with roaches crawling out of her wrinkled twat.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2029 (10/25/08 1:10 AM) |
Was that how you thought of your mother?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8746 (10/25/08 1:45 AM) Registered User |
No...the roaches wouldn't dare enter her twat...she wasn't quite as hospitable to them as you are.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2031 (10/25/08 3:39 AM) |
Should I be flattered that not a day goes by without you thinking of my womanly parts?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8748 (10/25/08 11:07 AM) Registered User |
It's hard not to think of them...what with the shrine to your vagina I have in the front yard...it's amazing what one can do with crabgrass nowadays.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2033 (10/25/08 11:23 AM) |
Yucks, now you're really creeping me out. I've had my share of stalkers - comes with being so hot and amazing, you know! - but being stalked by a fat
paunchy old coot like you is really tarnishing my image.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8754 (10/25/08 4:44 PM) Registered User |
Oh please. Having me staked out in in front of your whorehouse in a bespoke three-piece suit is great for business. It's about the only thing that gives
your house of ill-repute a bit of repute.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2036 (10/25/08 8:08 PM) |
Yeah. The SuitSnob's special brand of "Look, there's a mad man in ill-fitting and holey suit standing outside the place!" reputation.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8757 (10/25/08 10:27 PM) Registered User |
How about a Mad Man in a HOLY Suit?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2039 (10/27/08 6:59 PM) |
What does Baldy has against Gossip Girl? I bet he hates the funny feelings he gets in his groin whenever he watches
the guys on the show.
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
