A couple of friends and I ate dinner at a Chinese restaurant last night. When I went to take a leak, the men's washroom was occupied (someone in there
was taking a dump, which doesn't surprise me since the food was pretty bad). Anyway, I stood around and waited for a few minutes for him to come out. Then
I noticed that the door to the women's washroom was open and that it was unoccupied. After hesitating for a second, I went in and pissed into one of the
two toilets. Just as I finished emptying my bladder, two women and a child entered, and I snuck out of there like a pervert (I didn't even get to wash my
hands; luckily we had already eaten).
A few minutes later, one of the waitresses--a stern look on her face--came to our table. "Were you in the women's washroom just now?"
(sheepishly) "Yes."
(bitchily) "Can you not do that again?" (Why the fuck would I do it again when I won't even be coming back to eating at that crummy
restaurant?)
My friends looked embarrassed. I was doubly so. I know I should have waited for the pooper, but... meh. A toilet's a toilet. The women's washroom
was empty, I thought everyone was busy dining, and so I went ahead and broke the social norm. 
