...how can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
This is still the funniest line in television history.
This is still the funniest line in television history.
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I'm at the corner of First and First
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Posts: 19492 (08/29/07 8:24 PM) Gadabout |
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CorkySteinbrenner |
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Posts: 4889 (08/29/07 8:25 PM) Registered user |
Hey, Anti...you know how to use a mop wringer?
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 3467 (08/29/07 8:26 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
maybe it's 1st and First.
ETA: or furst and first or furst and 1st. you get my point. |
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 25740 (08/29/07 8:26 PM) Sexy asshole |
got into yer mom's zima tonight anti?
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EyeSlid3r |
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Posts: 1134 (08/29/07 8:27 PM) Registered User |
More like Ave vs Street
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 126 (08/29/07 8:29 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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I dont know Anti.
"I ussed them down to 500" just might trump that. |
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HugItOut |
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Posts: 6081 (08/29/07 8:29 PM) Registered User |
You know who else is at the corner of 1st & 1st?
This guy.... 
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 12271 (08/29/07 8:31 PM) Registered User |
This reminds me of the dumbfuck hillbillies that came to buy our old fridge we listed on craig's list. They called lost on their way out to the burbs. I
asked them to tell me what the next street sign said and he replied "35 mph" um yeah that really fucking helps.
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huskerluv |
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Posts: 466 (08/29/07 8:35 PM) Registered user |
Don't ever call me or hire me again.
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CorkySteinbrenner |
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Posts: 4890 (08/29/07 8:38 PM) Registered user |
Oh, yeah? Well, then, we're through! And you're fired!
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Antithesys |
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Posts: 19494 (08/29/07 8:43 PM) Gadabout |
What about Mrs. Krantz?
Elaine got a new number because she died. Newman died? There's a booth. Hi Elaine. Hi! Didja hear about Newman? |
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CorkySteinbrenner |
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Posts: 4891 (08/29/07 8:45 PM) Registered user |
Elaine's rant against the 646 is what convinced me to never have an area code without a 0 or 1 as the middle digit.
281...I'm looking at you. |
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kdeec |
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Posts: 7 (08/29/07 8:45 PM) |
T-bone!
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Antithesys |
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Posts: 19495 (08/29/07 8:47 PM) Gadabout |
Gammy, why did you stop calling me? Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?
"The Maid" is easily my favorite episode. Every character's story is A+. |
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ProbstFan123 |
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Posts: 5071 (08/29/07 8:47 PM) Registered user |
"My friend was supposed to come get me, but he never showed up."
"Doesn't sound like much of a friend." |
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CorkySteinbrenner |
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Posts: 4892 (08/29/07 8:48 PM) Registered user |
Why no T-Bone?
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 130 (08/29/07 8:49 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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yeah, that's a shame.
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Antithesys |
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Posts: 19496 (08/29/07 8:50 PM) Gadabout |
Yeah, Koko...that girl's all right...
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CorkySteinbrenner |
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Posts: 4893 (08/29/07 8:50 PM) Registered user |
Callback to The Dealership...I've always loved that.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 131 (08/29/07 8:52 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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like an old man sending soup back at a deli.
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 5257 (08/29/07 8:53 PM) Registered User |
Corky, there is always 713.
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