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Vegazguy	When you get a massage...	Lead	[-]
Posts: 2818 (08/14/07 09:36 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Remove this ad Do you like it hard, soft or in between? I don't like the deep tissue massage. I feel like I'm going to get a bone broken. It's very painful. Why can't people learn to do it right? Is it that hard??? I give good ones. Foot massages, too! Last Edited By: Zeep 10/04/10 06:19 PM. Edited 1 time.
SS Magic Bones		#1	[-]
Posts: 71 (08/14/07 09:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I only had one massage...I fell asleep & drooled.
TimmyF		#2	[-]
Posts: 4600 (08/14/07 09:40 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I am just shocked .... SHOCKED ... that the first post did not contain the words "happy ending" in it.
SS Magic Bones		#3	[-]
Posts: 72 (08/14/07 09:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm on my way to Vegas soon. You can message me!
MargueritaBlendedNoSalt		#4	[-]
Posts: 826 (08/14/07 09:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	One massage and I didn't really care for it. All I felt was sore for a few days.
Angela in WI		#5	[-]
Posts: 11515 (08/14/07 09:43 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I am so pissed at the last place I went to, I specifically told them I wanted a soft massage and they went all deep tissue on me and I fucking couldn't move my neck for like three days. Bastards.
Vegazguy		#6	[-]
Posts: 2819 (08/14/07 09:45 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	how does one massage a bone? i can't wait to see the response.
OuijaBroad		#7	[-]
Posts: 1925 (08/14/07 09:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I've never had a professional massage. Closest I've come is going to an osteopath.
SS Magic Bones		#8	[-]
Posts: 74 (08/14/07 09:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	VEGAZGUY wrote: how does one massage a bone? i can't wait to see the response. lips, teeth, mouth, and gentle sucking...
SS Magic Bones		#9	[-]
Posts: 75 (08/14/07 09:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hands too.
Vegazguy		#10	[-]
Posts: 2820 (08/14/07 09:57 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Remove this ad
SS Magic Bones		#11	[-]
Posts: 78 (08/14/07 09:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	lol!
NiceToAnimals		#12	[-]
Posts: 5672 (08/14/07 10:10 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LOVE deep tissue massage. My muscles are so tight, it's the only thing that helps. It hurts, but by the end I'm usually falling asleep. The more often you get them, the more it helps and the longer the benefits last.
tari		#13	[-]
Posts: 26 (08/14/07 10:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	mmm massage. I haven't had one in a long time. ~tari
SS Magic Bones		#14	[-]
Posts: 81 (08/14/07 10:22 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think I want a massage for my birthday.
Ramona Balboa		#15	[-]
Posts: 1795 (08/14/07 10:32 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I had a psychic and certified masseuse give me a massage. She really did have an uncanny ability to find just the spot with pain and work it just enough to release the pain. by the end I was floating. She said afterwards that I had to drink a lot of water or I'd stiffen back up. :shrug Not sure how one finds a good psychic masseuse...(why are all the emoticons smokers on yuku?)
Pencake		#16	[-]
Posts: 8971 (08/14/07 10:33 PM) mwah Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I like it near the point of pain.
searcher86		#17	[-]
Posts: 765 (08/14/07 10:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Having strangers touch me creeps me out. The thought of hiring a masseuse makes my skin crawl.
Voodidit		#18	[-]
Posts: 3838 (08/14/07 10:36 PM) Not what you think Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I had one for Mother's Day, it was the best present ever.
SS Magic Bones		#19	[-]
Posts: 88 (08/14/07 10:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I really want another massage now...
D R		#20	[-]
Posts: 8 (08/14/07 10:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Remove this ad Hard as hell. Make it hurt.

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