I think the first one that really made me happy in a sick way was John in Marquesas. Cocky fucker thinking he had the game wrapped up only to give away his pecking order and allowing the five outcasts to make a counter-alliance... Delicious. The best part was him fucking crying over it. That's probably what made me appreciate Survivor as a sick sort of satisfaction.
I didn't appreciate this until rewatching it again, but Gretchen's boot in Borneo was also hilarious since I wasn't as big a fan of Pagong. Watching those idiots cast six different votes, some of which were for other Pagong members, and then watching four votes in a row pop up for Gretchen... Good stuff.
And while not technically a boot, Osten quitting still remains one of my favorite Tribal Council moments, just for how fucking disgusted Probst was. I'll never forget Probst laying Osten's torch down after the pansy left.
Dan's boot was hilarious just for how fucking solemn they made it. Depressing music, editing him like a hero... I couldn't stop laughing at that.
And of course there's blindsides like Alex (S6), Edgardo, Leann, and Gregg. The later seasons may lack something, but it's sure as hell not entertaining blindsides.
I've forgotten a lot, so give me your favorites.


















