Anyhooz.....I went to Ruby Tuesday to get my munch on, you know they have a salad bar with 50 pickens now, right?
My seat is nearby the salad bar, I got a burger and they let you swap out the fries for the salad bar for a measley fee, what a deal!
So, I'm eating and a grandma and her sow of a grand-daughter decide to hit the buffet.
This is what I hear....
"Stop putting your hand on the stuff"
"Stop touching it"
"Get your mouth away from that"
"Stop touching stuff, don't touch the food"
She is telling her sow this, throughout the whole ordeal....
She just defiled half the damn contents of the buffet. She should have left her at home, scrubbing the kitchen floor.
I had room for one more plate, and I just hope I don't get typhoid.