48 ordinary people are stranded on an island and forced to battle the elements and each other, to see who will become the sole...Survivor. The creepy bald guy harasses the hot freckly chick with an orange peel, indicating that a death is imminent. The criminal shoots a polar bear and is promptly sued by PETA. The castaways discover that the mysterious thing in the jungle is just a giant NYC taxicab receipt printer.
This discussion thread is intended to remain spoiler-free until the airing of the episode on the US east coast.
(sorry if this thread is a bit late)