Dear Tostitos: Do your escorts taste better than your queso?
During the Sugar Bowl (BOOMER!), Tostitos ran a couple of ads for their new queso where you can ACTUALLY SEE THE RED PEPPERS!!!!!!!
They gave out a phone number (855-94-PARTY). I tried calling this number (855-94-PARTY), thinking it might result in a Chik-Fil-A style bowl freebie. Verizon tells me there's a problem with the number I dialed (855-94-PARTY). Of course, I tried dialing again. Dead silence for 40 seconds before I hung up. Weird. Don't remember anything like that happening before.
I decided to Google the number (855-94-PARTY). Not so many results for that as Googling the actual number translation, 855-947-2789.
Now THERE are some results I can get behind.
It seems the number (855-94-PARTY) will hook a brother up with an escort.
(FYI, to any Tostitos executives who are now looking for a gig, SS is all full up. Zeepers makes all the money anyway.)