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DeadTwista	Things they are a sniffling	Lead	[-]
Posts: 11514 12/11/12 10:27 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm not sure but I could be coming to the end of life. Things are dripping and coughing. Spittle is a flying. Chills and shakes. Chills and shakes. What is the medicine, movie, sex act, or religious deity that will get me through this horrible night?
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jubal		#1	[-]
Posts: 7308 12/11/12 10:28 PM I took his head...cold Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm gonna make you my kid before the night is over.
DeadTwista		#2	[-]
Posts: 11514 12/11/12 10:30 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That sounds a bit Sanduskish.
Penelope McBagpipe		#3	[-]
Posts: 34869 12/11/12 10:32 PM Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Three straight shots of whiskey in a row. Trust me.
FiveMorePeople		#4	[-]
Posts: 6940 12/11/12 10:36 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He wants to get through the night, not just the next hour.
zippityboomboom		#5	[-]
Posts: 17391 12/11/12 10:37 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Half a bottle of Nyquil.
DeadTwista		#6	[-]
Posts: 11514 12/11/12 10:38 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Something just fell out of my mouth while I was coughing. Im really not sure what it is.
kinghouseplant		#7	[-]
Posts: 7195 12/11/12 10:42 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I had that for 4 weeks. Mucinex helped for about 12 of those hours. You gon die.
FiveMorePeople		#8	[-]
Posts: 6940 12/11/12 10:42 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's just a piece of lung. Suck it up, Sally.
Penelope McBagpipe		#9	[-]
Posts: 34869 12/11/12 10:42 PM Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You people are no Irish. Ever see a drunk with the flu? Exactly. I'm wrong about, well pretty much everything actually, but this one can not be disputed.
scribey		#10	[-]
Posts: 4677 12/11/12 10:43 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Things they are sniffing? Panties
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FiveMorePeople		#11	[-]
Posts: 6940 12/11/12 10:45 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And the thread grinds to a halt.
zippityboomboom		#12	[-]
Posts: 17391 12/11/12 10:45 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	How's your baby, DT?
DeadTwista		#13	[-]
Posts: 11514 12/11/12 10:47 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I am Irish and a former wonderful drunk. You are wrong! I might die of consistent throat clearing.
scribey		#14	[-]
Posts: 4677 12/11/12 10:48 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	zippityboomboom wrote: How's your baby, DT? You are thinking of the Damu one.
DeadTwista		#15	[-]
Posts: 11514 12/11/12 10:50 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Alive and not annoying (sleeping) Zip. Unlike her mother who has informed me that Im sleeping away from her now that Im going to die soon.
Penelope McBagpipe		#16	[-]
Posts: 34869 12/11/12 10:50 PM Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Anyway, I'm sorry you're going through this, random internet words on a screen. I'd offer thoughts but something shiny and stuff.
jubal		#17	[-]
Posts: 7308 12/11/12 10:51 PM I took his head...cold Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This one time I had horrible bronchitis and I coughed so hard in my sleep that it woke me up and this ginormous ball of filth shot directly into my eye. The next morning my eye was blood red and required oral antibios. Anyone horny?
FiveMorePeople		#18	[-]
Posts: 6940 12/11/12 10:52 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You can't even imagine!
DeadTwista		#19	[-]
Posts: 11514 12/11/12 10:52 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Swats at shiny item like kitten while coughing phlem into your eyes
Je Fa		#20	[-]
Posts: 15818 12/11/12 11:06 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's the change of life.
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