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Posts: 10081 11/09/12 08:41 AM Demanding little fucker Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The missus has had a shitty work week. I'm sympathetic. Really. But to be perfectly frank I'm listened out for the week. I listen at lunch. I listen when we get home from work. I take phone calls at work and listen to her talk about having a shitty work week while she's at work. All fucking week I listen. I understand that listening is one of the roles I play in a relationship, but holy fucking shit I'm tired of listening. Never mind, there wasn't a question there.
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Eugene Schwindlemyer		#1	[-]
Posts: 5156 11/09/12 08:43 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Kill yourself?
merkyl		#2	[-]
Posts: 79910 11/09/12 08:44 AM Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would think you should just consider yourself lucky to find a woman, any woman.
FiveMorePeople		#3	[-]
Posts: 6988 11/09/12 08:45 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would offer some advice, but it might result in you telling her she's fat and needs to lose some weight so you can ride a horse.
scribey		#4	[-]
Posts: 4677 11/09/12 08:45 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They're all over in her complaining about work.
StatelyWayneManor		#5	[-]
Posts: 32942 11/09/12 08:47 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Another question... Why is divorce so expensive? Answer... Because its worth it.
RoMa		#6	[-]
Posts: 41684 11/09/12 08:50 AM Demanding BuMa Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken
Penelope McBagpipe		#7	[-]
Posts: 34931 11/09/12 08:51 AM Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ummm you do it for the free Klondike bars. Duh.
UndifferentCow		#8	[-]
Posts: 14580 11/09/12 08:52 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Daydreaming is not a sin. I just picked out the clothes I will wear for the day (in my mind) while I typed.
StatelyWayneManor		#9	[-]
Posts: 32942 11/09/12 08:54 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Is this the new questions/Ask Anti thread? Do they make square bologna for my square sammich bread?
Penelope McBagpipe		#10	[-]
Posts: 34931 11/09/12 08:57 AM Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	RoMa wrote: Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLOL
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GoodNeighborgirl		#11	[-]
Posts: 23206 11/09/12 08:57 AM Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's the end of the week, tell her "You had a shitty week sweetheart, I'm glad we can put it all to rest and you don't have to ever think or talk about it again!"
Flatulence Symphony		#12	[-]
Posts: 11732 11/09/12 08:57 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My wife always wants me to listen to her describe all of the recipes she wants to try. I key in on one word and act like is was listening to the whole thing. Oh, the butterscotch will make those cookies good. I say shit like that and all of a sudden the butterscotch cookies were my idea.
Cleofuss		#13	[-]
Posts: 8343 11/09/12 08:57 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So put an end her shitty week by bringing her flowers and planning something fun to do this weekend. Hopefully she'll stop complaining and you'll get the sexy time.
merkyl		#14	[-]
Posts: 79910 11/09/12 08:59 AM Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Flatulence Symphony wrote: My wife always wants me to listen to her describe all of the recipes she wants to try. I key in on one word and act like is was listening to the whole thing. Oh, the butterscotch will make those cookies good. I say shit like that and all of a sudden the butterscotch cookies were my idea. That's like having her tell you what sex acts she might want to perform on you instead of actually doing them. Tell her to make the damn recipe or shut the fuck up.
FiveMorePeople		#15	[-]
Posts: 6988 11/09/12 09:01 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	In other relationship news, my wife and I were reminded last night around 9:00 that it was our anniversary. Yesterday. We both completely fucking forgot, even though we had just talked about it not 5 or 6 days ago. As pathetic as that is, it's kind of awesome that I never really have to worry about remembering shit because she can't remember anything either.
StatelyWayneManor		#16	[-]
Posts: 32942 11/09/12 09:02 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	"La la la SHUT UP!"
Penelope McBagpipe		#17	[-]
Posts: 34931 11/09/12 09:04 AM Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You know what I go on about a lot that must be annoying? Grocery sales. "Can you believe that Save on Foods has Chicken Kiev on buy one get one free?? And pork loin is only $2.99 a pound?? MY STARS"
FiveMorePeople		#18	[-]
Posts: 6988 11/09/12 09:05 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You go on about food a lot? This is a stunning revelation.
merkyl		#19	[-]
Posts: 79910 11/09/12 09:05 AM Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm sorry your relationship is DEAD DEAD DEAD, Hammy.
hwamf		#20	[-]
Posts: 2832 11/09/12 09:07 AM FAQ bitcher Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cunnilingus is the solution to this problem.
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